[Blindtlk] fw: the Twelve Days of Rehab

[Rex Leslie Howard, Jr.]

12 white canes, 22 talking books, 30 Braille Lites, 36 talking clocks,
tuition for 40 years of school, 42 guide dogs, 42 resume's, 40 certified
counselors, 36 JAWS upgrades, 30 scanners, 22 magnifiers and 12 computers.
And you want a job? Sell all that stuff and come visit me. I won't have to
buy that lottery ticket I've been wanting to purchase. We'll find a couple
of cuties and travel the world. LOL. 

this was great.
 
Thanks for passing it on.

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Subject: [Blindtlk] fw: the Twelve Days of Rehab

This is hillarious, and yet so true! Read on for a good laugh!! 
The following song lyrics (a parody on The Twelve Days of
Christmas) come to us from Jim Antionacci, president of the NFB of
Pensylvania:


 On the first day of rehab my counselor gave to me

 a white cane because I cannot see.



 On the second day of rehab my counselor gave to me

 two talking books,

 and a white cane because I cannot see.



 On the third day of rehab my counselor gave to me

 three Braille Lites,

 two talking books,

 and a white cane because I cannot see.



 On the fourth day of rehab my counselor gave to me

 four talking clocks,

 three Braille Lites,

 two talking books,

 and a white cane because I cannot see.



 On the fifth day of rehab my counselor gave to me

 five years of school,

 four talking clocks,

 three Braille Lites,

 two talking books,

 and a white cane because I cannot see.



 On the sixth day of rehab my counselor gave to me

 Six dogs a-guiding,

 five years of school,

 four talking clocks,

 three Braille Lites,

 two talking books,

 and a white cane because I cannot see.



 On the 7th day of rehab my counselor gave to me

 Seven jobs applying,

 Six dogs a-guiding,

 five years of school,

 four talking clocks,

 three Braille Lites,

 two talking books,

 and a white cane because I cannot see.



 On the eighth day of rehab my counselor gave to me

 eight counselors counseling,

 Seven jobs applying,

 Six dogs a-guiding,

 five years of school,

 four talking clocks,

 three Braille Lites,

 two talking books,

 and a white cane because I cannot see.



 On the ninth day of rehab my counselor gave to me

 nine authorizations for filling,

 eight counselors counseling,

 Seven jobs applying,

 Six dogs a-guiding,

 five years of school,

 four talking clocks,

 three Braille Lites,

 two talking books,

 and a white cane because I cannot see.



 On the tenth day of rehab my counselor gave to me

 ten scanners reading,

 nine authorizations for filling,

 eight counselors counseling,

 Seven jobs applying,

 Six dogs a-guiding,

 five years of school,

 four talking clocks,

 three Braille Lites,

 two talking books,

 and a white cane because I cannot see.



 On the 11th day of rehab my counselor gave to me

 eleven magnifiers enlarging,

 ten scanners reading,

 nine authorizations for filling,

 eight counselors counseling,

 Seven jobs applying,

 Six dogs a-guiding,

 five years of school,

 four talking clocks,

 three Braille Lites,

 two talking books,

 and a white cane because I cannot see.



 On the 12th day of rehab my counselor gave to me

 twelve computers talking,

 eleven magnifiers enlarging,

 ten scanners reading,

 nine authorizations for filling,

 eight counselors counseling,

 Seven jobs applying,

 Six dogs a-guiding,

 five years of school,

 four talking clocks,

 three Braille Lites,

 two talking books,

 and a white cane because I cannot see.



 AND I STILL DON'T HAVE A JOB!

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