[Blindtlk] fw: the Twelve Days of Rehab
Michelle Medina
michellem86 at gmail.com
Wed Dec 28 17:27:27 UTC 2011
My favorite part was the and I still don't have a job!!! Lol!!
On 12/28/11, Rex Leslie Howard, Jr. <rex at littlelaw.com> wrote:
> 12 white canes, 22 talking books, 30 Braille Lites, 36 talking clocks,
> tuition for 40 years of school, 42 guide dogs, 42 resume's, 40 certified
> counselors, 36 JAWS upgrades, 30 scanners, 22 magnifiers and 12 computers.
> And you want a job? Sell all that stuff and come visit me. I won't have to
> buy that lottery ticket I've been wanting to purchase. We'll find a couple
> of cuties and travel the world. LOL.
>
> this was great.
>
> Thanks for passing it on.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: blindtlk-bounces at nfbnet.org [mailto:blindtlk-bounces at nfbnet.org] On
> Behalf Of Chris Nusbaum
> Sent: Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:00 AM
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> Subject: [Blindtlk] fw: the Twelve Days of Rehab
>
> This is hillarious, and yet so true! Read on for a good laugh!!
> The following song lyrics (a parody on The Twelve Days of
> Christmas) come to us from Jim Antionacci, president of the NFB of
> Pensylvania:
>
>
> On the first day of rehab my counselor gave to me
>
> a white cane because I cannot see.
>
>
>
> On the second day of rehab my counselor gave to me
>
> two talking books,
>
> and a white cane because I cannot see.
>
>
>
> On the third day of rehab my counselor gave to me
>
> three Braille Lites,
>
> two talking books,
>
> and a white cane because I cannot see.
>
>
>
> On the fourth day of rehab my counselor gave to me
>
> four talking clocks,
>
> three Braille Lites,
>
> two talking books,
>
> and a white cane because I cannot see.
>
>
>
> On the fifth day of rehab my counselor gave to me
>
> five years of school,
>
> four talking clocks,
>
> three Braille Lites,
>
> two talking books,
>
> and a white cane because I cannot see.
>
>
>
> On the sixth day of rehab my counselor gave to me
>
> Six dogs a-guiding,
>
> five years of school,
>
> four talking clocks,
>
> three Braille Lites,
>
> two talking books,
>
> and a white cane because I cannot see.
>
>
>
> On the 7th day of rehab my counselor gave to me
>
> Seven jobs applying,
>
> Six dogs a-guiding,
>
> five years of school,
>
> four talking clocks,
>
> three Braille Lites,
>
> two talking books,
>
> and a white cane because I cannot see.
>
>
>
> On the eighth day of rehab my counselor gave to me
>
> eight counselors counseling,
>
> Seven jobs applying,
>
> Six dogs a-guiding,
>
> five years of school,
>
> four talking clocks,
>
> three Braille Lites,
>
> two talking books,
>
> and a white cane because I cannot see.
>
>
>
> On the ninth day of rehab my counselor gave to me
>
> nine authorizations for filling,
>
> eight counselors counseling,
>
> Seven jobs applying,
>
> Six dogs a-guiding,
>
> five years of school,
>
> four talking clocks,
>
> three Braille Lites,
>
> two talking books,
>
> and a white cane because I cannot see.
>
>
>
> On the tenth day of rehab my counselor gave to me
>
> ten scanners reading,
>
> nine authorizations for filling,
>
> eight counselors counseling,
>
> Seven jobs applying,
>
> Six dogs a-guiding,
>
> five years of school,
>
> four talking clocks,
>
> three Braille Lites,
>
> two talking books,
>
> and a white cane because I cannot see.
>
>
>
> On the 11th day of rehab my counselor gave to me
>
> eleven magnifiers enlarging,
>
> ten scanners reading,
>
> nine authorizations for filling,
>
> eight counselors counseling,
>
> Seven jobs applying,
>
> Six dogs a-guiding,
>
> five years of school,
>
> four talking clocks,
>
> three Braille Lites,
>
> two talking books,
>
> and a white cane because I cannot see.
>
>
>
> On the 12th day of rehab my counselor gave to me
>
> twelve computers talking,
>
> eleven magnifiers enlarging,
>
> ten scanners reading,
>
> nine authorizations for filling,
>
> eight counselors counseling,
>
> Seven jobs applying,
>
> Six dogs a-guiding,
>
> five years of school,
>
> four talking clocks,
>
> three Braille Lites,
>
> two talking books,
>
> and a white cane because I cannot see.
>
>
>
> AND I STILL DON'T HAVE A JOB!
>
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Sometimes it takes darkness and the sweet
confinement of your aloneness
to learn
anything or anyone
that does not bring you alive
is too small for you.
~ David Whyte ~ (House of Belonging)
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