[BlindTlk] Have a laugh!

[Justin Williams]

Wow!

Man!

I hope these stories are true.

They all sound like something someone would do.

Justin




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I was at the checkout of a local Walmart.
The cashier rang up $46.64 charges.
I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64.
I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY
favor.
She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was
doing, and she returned the money again.
I gave her the money back -- same scenario!
I departed the store with the $46.64.

They Walk Among Us! .....

I walked into a Starbucks with a
buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte.
I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said
'buy one-get one free.'
"They're already buy-one- get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're both
free."
She handed me my free lattes, and I walked out the door.

They Walk Among Us! .....

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends, when one of them
shouted, "Look at that dead bird!"
Someone looked up at the sky and asked, "Where?"

They Walk Among Us! .....

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was north; because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
him up every morning.
She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for
sometime; she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with all that
stuff."

They Walk Among Us!! .....

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
was open.
I told him, "The number you dialed is open
24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

They Walk Among Us! .....

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat
belt if she gets trapped.
She keeps it in the trunk.

They Walk Among Us! .....

My friends and I went out to buy beer and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%.
Since it was a big party, we bought two cases.
The cashier multiplied two times 10%
and gave us a 20% discount.

They Walk Among Us! .....

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional,
and I was in good hands.
"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
So I replied, "No Ma'am, The Pilot told us we're circling the airport, 3rd
in line to land" .....

They Walk Among Us! .....

While working at a pizza place, I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
go.
He appeared to be alone, and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into
four pieces or six..
He thought about it for some time before responding.
"Just cut it into four pieces.
I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat six pieces."

Yep, they walk among us.... bless their heart




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