[BlindTlk] Have a laugh!

[haley thurston]

Wow!  You have had a Journey with blindness. Journey with blindness.

Haley Thurston

> On Sep 10, 2020, at 2:52 PM, Justin Williams via BlindTlk <blindtlk at nfbnet.org> wrote:
> 
> Wow!
> 
> Man!
> 
> I hope these stories are true.
> 
> They all sound like something someone would do.
> 
> Justin
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: BlindTlk [mailto:blindtlk-bounces at nfbnet.org] On Behalf Of PLipovsky
> via BlindTlk
> Sent: Thursday, September 10, 2020 2:46 PM
> To: nfbf-l at nfbnet.org
> Cc: PLipovsky <plipovsky at cfl.rr.com>
> Subject: [BlindTlk] Have a laugh!
> 
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> 
> I was at the checkout of a local Walmart.
> The cashier rang up $46.64 charges.
> I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64.
> I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY
> favor.
> She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was
> doing, and she returned the money again.
> I gave her the money back -- same scenario!
> I departed the store with the $46.64.
> 
> They Walk Among Us! .....
> 
> I walked into a Starbucks with a
> buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte.
> I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said
> 'buy one-get one free.'
> "They're already buy-one- get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're both
> free."
> She handed me my free lattes, and I walked out the door.
> 
> They Walk Among Us! .....
> 
> One day I was walking down the beach with some friends, when one of them
> shouted, "Look at that dead bird!"
> Someone looked up at the sky and asked, "Where?"
> 
> They Walk Among Us! .....
> 
> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
> direction was north; because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
> him up every morning.
> She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
> When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for
> sometime; she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with all that
> stuff."
> 
> They Walk Among Us!! .....
> 
> I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
> One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
> was open.
> I told him, "The number you dialed is open
> 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
> He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
> Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
> 
> They Walk Among Us! .....
> 
> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat
> belt if she gets trapped.
> She keeps it in the trunk.
> 
> They Walk Among Us! .....
> 
> My friends and I went out to buy beer and noticed that the cases were
> discounted 10%.
> Since it was a big party, we bought two cases.
> The cashier multiplied two times 10%
> and gave us a 20% discount.
> 
> They Walk Among Us! .....
> 
> I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the
> lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
> She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional,
> and I was in good hands.
> "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
> So I replied, "No Ma'am, The Pilot told us we're circling the airport, 3rd
> in line to land" .....
> 
> They Walk Among Us! .....
> 
> While working at a pizza place, I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
> go.
> He appeared to be alone, and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into
> four pieces or six..
> He thought about it for some time before responding.
> "Just cut it into four pieces.
> I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat six pieces."
> 
> Yep, they walk among us.... bless their heart
> 
> 
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