[BlindTlk] Have a laugh!

Fri Sep 11 00:13:58 UTC 2020

I was not offended. It just seemed off topic for this list.

Marci

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> On Sep 10, 2020, at 5:08 PM, PLipovsky via BlindTlk <blindtlk at nfbnet.org> wrote:
> 
> YES, IT CAME FROM ANOTHER LIST.
> 
> My intention was not to offend anyone, and I certainly saw nothing having to
> do with politics in any of these.  I personally thought they were funny, but
> I guess it depends on a person's sense of humor.  
> 
> Trish 
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: BlindTlk <blindtlk-bounces at nfbnet.org> On Behalf Of Judy Jones via
> BlindTlk
> Sent: Thursday, September 10, 2020 3:16 PM
> To: Blind Talk Mailing List <blindtlk at nfbnet.org>
> Cc: Judy Jones <sonshines59 at gmail.com>
> Subject: Re: [BlindTlk] Have a laugh!
> 
> I take it, these are great stories  you've found and are passing them on for
> our enjoyment.
> 
> Thanks so much! Am passing them on as well.
> 
>> On Thu, Sep 10, 2020, 11:47 AM PLipovsky via BlindTlk <blindtlk at nfbnet.org>
>> wrote:
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> I was at the checkout of a local Walmart.
>> The cashier rang up $46.64 charges.
>> I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64.
>> I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake 
>> in MY favor.
>> She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what 
>> she was doing, and she returned the money again.
>> I gave her the money back -- same scenario!
>> I departed the store with the $46.64.
>> 
>> They Walk Among Us! .....
>> 
>> I walked into a Starbucks with a
>> buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte.
>> I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard 
>> that said 'buy one-get one free.'
>> "They're already buy-one- get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're 
>> both free."
>> She handed me my free lattes, and I walked out the door.
>> 
>> They Walk Among Us! .....
>> 
>> One day I was walking down the beach with some friends, when one of 
>> them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!"
>> Someone looked up at the sky and asked, "Where?"
>> 
>> They Walk Among Us! .....
>> 
>> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which 
>> direction was north; because, he explained, he didn't want the sun 
>> waking him up every morning.
>> She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
>> When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for 
>> sometime; she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with all 
>> that stuff."
>> 
>> They Walk Among Us!! .....
>> 
>> I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
>> One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call 
>> center was open.
>> I told him, "The number you dialed is open
>> 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
>> He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
>> Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
>> 
>> They Walk Among Us! .....
>> 
>> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a 
>> seat belt if she gets trapped.
>> She keeps it in the trunk.
>> 
>> They Walk Among Us! .....
>> 
>> My friends and I went out to buy beer and noticed that the cases were 
>> discounted 10%.
>> Since it was a big party, we bought two cases.
>> The cashier multiplied two times 10%
>> and gave us a 20% discount.
>> 
>> They Walk Among Us! .....
>> 
>> I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to 
>> the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never 
>> showed up.
>> She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained 
>> professional, and I was in good hands.
>> "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
>> So I replied, "No Ma'am, The Pilot told us we're circling the airport, 
>> 3rd in line to land" .....
>> 
>> They Walk Among Us! .....
>> 
>> While working at a pizza place, I observed a man ordering a small 
>> pizza to go.
>> He appeared to be alone, and the cook asked him if he would like it 
>> cut into four pieces or six..
>> He thought about it for some time before responding.
>> "Just cut it into four pieces.
>> I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat six pieces."
>> 
>> Yep, they walk among us.... bless their heart
>> 
>> 
>> 
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