[BlindTlk] Have a laugh!

Kevin kevinsisco61784 at gmail.com
Fri Sep 11 00:21:57 UTC 2020


I found them amusing

Kevin

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On 9/10/2020 7:58 PM, PLipovsky via BlindTlk wrote:
> YES, IT CAME FROM ANOTHER LIST.
>
> My intention was not to offend anyone, and I certainly saw nothing having to
> do with politics in any of these.  I personally thought they were funny, but
> I guess it depends on a person's sense of humor.
>
> Trish
>    
> -----Original Message-----
> From: BlindTlk <blindtlk-bounces at nfbnet.org> On Behalf Of Judy Jones via
> BlindTlk
> Sent: Thursday, September 10, 2020 3:16 PM
> To: Blind Talk Mailing List <blindtlk at nfbnet.org>
> Cc: Judy Jones <sonshines59 at gmail.com>
> Subject: Re: [BlindTlk] Have a laugh!
>
> I take it, these are great stories  you've found and are passing them on for
> our enjoyment.
>
> Thanks so much! Am passing them on as well.
>
> On Thu, Sep 10, 2020, 11:47 AM PLipovsky via BlindTlk <blindtlk at nfbnet.org>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>
>>
>> I was at the checkout of a local Walmart.
>> The cashier rang up $46.64 charges.
>> I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64.
>> I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake
>> in MY favor.
>> She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what
>> she was doing, and she returned the money again.
>> I gave her the money back -- same scenario!
>> I departed the store with the $46.64.
>>
>> They Walk Among Us! .....
>>
>> I walked into a Starbucks with a
>> buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte.
>> I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard
>> that said 'buy one-get one free.'
>> "They're already buy-one- get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're
>> both free."
>> She handed me my free lattes, and I walked out the door.
>>
>> They Walk Among Us! .....
>>
>> One day I was walking down the beach with some friends, when one of
>> them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!"
>> Someone looked up at the sky and asked, "Where?"
>>
>> They Walk Among Us! .....
>>
>> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
>> direction was north; because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
>> waking him up every morning.
>> She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
>> When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for
>> sometime; she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with all
>> that stuff."
>>
>> They Walk Among Us!! .....
>>
>> I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
>> One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call
>> center was open.
>> I told him, "The number you dialed is open
>> 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
>> He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
>> Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
>>
>> They Walk Among Us! .....
>>
>> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
>> seat belt if she gets trapped.
>> She keeps it in the trunk.
>>
>> They Walk Among Us! .....
>>
>> My friends and I went out to buy beer and noticed that the cases were
>> discounted 10%.
>> Since it was a big party, we bought two cases.
>> The cashier multiplied two times 10%
>> and gave us a 20% discount.
>>
>> They Walk Among Us! .....
>>
>> I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to
>> the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
>> showed up.
>> She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
>> professional, and I was in good hands.
>> "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
>> So I replied, "No Ma'am, The Pilot told us we're circling the airport,
>> 3rd in line to land" .....
>>
>> They Walk Among Us! .....
>>
>> While working at a pizza place, I observed a man ordering a small
>> pizza to go.
>> He appeared to be alone, and the cook asked him if he would like it
>> cut into four pieces or six..
>> He thought about it for some time before responding.
>> "Just cut it into four pieces.
>> I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat six pieces."
>>
>> Yep, they walk among us.... bless their heart
>>
>>
>>
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