[Faith-talk] Fw: enjoy

[Paul]

This was sent to me by my new friend Gordon Dykes of Knoxville TN and, 
because it was a bit humorous, am sending it onto you for your good pleasure 
and something with which to brighten your day.  Paul
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Gordon Dykes" <gordond at samobile.net>
To: <oilofgladness47 at gmail.com>
Sent: Tuesday, February 05, 2013 11:30 PM
Subject: enjoy


> Subject: FW: Fwd:
>
>
> Here is today's PearlyGates item.
> Call The Doctor
> A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he 
> asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking 
> questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, 
> asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very 
> dangerous.
> Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the
> resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and 
> the little boy said, "I know that if you have a
> resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the 
> doctor."
> It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from 
> their laughter for the worship service to be
> continued.