[Faith-talk] my kind of girl

[Brandon A. Olivares]

Neither did I. It was going pretty nicely until the last part. Just awful.

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> On Dec 27, 2015, at 11:36 AM, Debby Phillips via Faith-talk <faith-talk at nfbnet.org> wrote:
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> Hi Rob, I guess you hooked me with this story but it wouldn't be so nice for the 72 virgins.  I actually found this story kind of offensive.  Perhaps I'm being too sensitive, but I just didn't think it was funny.    Debby
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> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Rob Kaiser via Faith-talk <faith-talk at nfbnet.org
> To: "Rob Kaiser" <rcubfank at sbcglobal.net
> Date sent: Sun, 27 Dec 2015 00:55:16 -0800
> Subject: [Faith-talk] my kind of girl
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> "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks,
> "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?
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> Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God would get mad.
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> Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God would get mad.
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> "The whole  ISIS  group," she says.
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> Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God would get mad.
> Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
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> "The whole  ISIS  group," she says.
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> "Why them," her father asks in shock?
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> Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God would get mad.
> Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
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> "The whole  ISIS  group," she says.
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> "Why them," her father asks in shock?
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> "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
> have enough love to give them a valentine, they might start to think that
> maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
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> Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God would get mad.
> Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
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> "The whole  ISIS  group," she says.
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> "Why them," her father asks in shock?
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> "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
> have enough love to give them a valentine, they might start to think that
> maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
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> And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to them,
> they'd love everyone a lot.
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> Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God would get mad.
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> "The whole  ISIS  group," she says.
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> "Why them," her father asks in shock?
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> "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
> have enough love to give them a valentine, they might start to think that
> maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
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> And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to them,
> they'd love everyone a lot.
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> And then they'd start going all over the place telling everyone how much
> they loved them and how they didn't hate anyone anymore."
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> Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found
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> "I know," Thelma says, "And once that gets the terrorists out in the open,
> our everready Marines could engage them and hook them and up with their
> promised
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> "I know," Thelma says, "And once that gets the terrorists out in the open,
> our everready Marines could engage them and hook them and up with their
> promised 72 Virgins."
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> "I know," Thelma says, "And once that gets the terrorists out in the open,
> our everready Marines could engage them and hook them and up with their
> promised 72 Virgins."
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> Don't ya love a story with a happy ending?
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> "I know," Thelma says, "And once that gets the terrorists out in the open,
> our everready Marines could engage them and hook them and up with their
> promised 72 Virgins."
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> Don't ya love a story with a happy ending?
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>       Happy Hanukkah,
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>           Merry Christmas and
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> From: Me to You,
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> Subject: Fwd: My Kinda Girl...ate: December 23, 2015
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>          I JUST LOVE THIS STORY. . . .
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> "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks,
> "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?
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> Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God would get mad.
> Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
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> "The whole  ISIS  group," she says.
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> "Why them," her father asks in shock?
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> "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
> have enough love to give them a valentine, they might start to think that
> maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
> 
> And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to them,
> they'd love everyone a lot.
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> And then they'd start going all over the place telling everyone how much
> they loved them and how they didn't hate anyone anymore."
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> Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride.
> "Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard.  "
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> "I know," Thelma says, "And once that gets the terrorists out in the open,
> our everready Marines could engage them and hook them and up with their
> promised 72 Virgins."
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> Don't ya love a story with a happy ending?
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>       Happy Hanukkah,
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>           Merry Christmas and
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>               Please pass this 1 on.  This is really a great story.
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> Subject: Fwd: My Kinda Girl...ate: December 23, 2015
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> From: Me to You,
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> Subject: Fwd: My Kinda Girl...ate: December 23, 2015
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>          I JUST LOVE THIS STORY. . . .
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> "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks,
> "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?
> 
> 
> 
> Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God would get mad.
> Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
> 
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> "The whole  ISIS  group," she says.
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> "Why them," her father asks in shock?
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> "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
> have enough love to give them a valentine, they might start to think that
> maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
> 
> And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to them,
> they'd love everyone a lot.
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> And then they'd start going all over the place telling everyone how much
> they loved them and how they didn't hate anyone anymore."
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> Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride.
> "Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard.  "
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> "I know," Thelma says, "And once that gets the terrorists out in the open,
> our everready Marines could engage them and hook them and up with their
> promised 72 Virgins."
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> Don't ya love a story with a happy ending?
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>       Happy Hanukkah,
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>           Merry Christmas and
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> Subject: Fwd: My Kinda Girl...ate: December 23, 2015
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> From: Me to You,
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> Subject: Fwd: My Kinda Girl...ate: December 23, 2015
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> From: Me to You,
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> Rob Kaiser
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> rcubfank at sbcglobal.net
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