[Faith-talk] my kind of girl

[Debby Phillips]

Hi Rob, I guess you hooked me with this story but it wouldn't be 
so nice for the 72 virgins.  I actually found this story kind of 
offensive.  Perhaps I'm being too sensitive, but I just didn't 
think it was funny.    Debby

 ----- Original Message -----
From: Rob Kaiser via Faith-talk <faith-talk at nfbnet.org
To: "Rob Kaiser" <rcubfank at sbcglobal.net
Date sent: Sun, 27 Dec 2015 00:55:16 -0800
Subject: [Faith-talk] my kind of girl







"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're 
Jewish," she asks,
"Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?







Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God 
would get mad.
Who do you want to give a valentine to?"





Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God 
would get mad.
Who do you want to give a valentine to?"



"The whole  ISIS  group," she says.





Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God 
would get mad.
Who do you want to give a valentine to?"



"The whole  ISIS  group," she says.





"Why them," her father asks in shock?







Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God 
would get mad.
Who do you want to give a valentine to?"



"The whole  ISIS  group," she says.





"Why them," her father asks in shock?



"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish 
girl could
have enough love to give them a valentine, they might start to 
think that
maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little 
bit.







Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God 
would get mad.
Who do you want to give a valentine to?"



"The whole  ISIS  group," she says.





"Why them," her father asks in shock?



"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish 
girl could
have enough love to give them a valentine, they might start to 
think that
maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little 
bit.

And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to 
them,
they'd love everyone a lot.











Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God 
would get mad.
Who do you want to give a valentine to?"



"The whole  ISIS  group," she says.





"Why them," her father asks in shock?



"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish 
girl could
have enough love to give them a valentine, they might start to 
think that
maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little 
bit.

And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to 
them,
they'd love everyone a lot.

And then they'd start going all over the place telling everyone 
how much
they loved them and how they didn't hate anyone anymore."


Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new 
found



"I know," Thelma says, "And once that gets the terrorists out in 
the open,
our everready Marines could engage them and hook them and up with 
their
promised



"I know," Thelma says, "And once that gets the terrorists out in 
the open,
our everready Marines could engage them and hook them and up with 
their
promised 72 Virgins."



"I know," Thelma says, "And once that gets the terrorists out in 
the open,
our everready Marines could engage them and hook them and up with 
their
promised 72 Virgins."



Don't ya love a story with a happy ending?



"I know," Thelma says, "And once that gets the terrorists out in 
the open,
our everready Marines could engage them and hook them and up with 
their
promised 72 Virgins."



Don't ya love a story with a happy ending?



        Happy Hanukkah,

            Merry Christmas and







From: Me to You,



Subject: Fwd: My Kinda Girl...ate: December 23, 2015







           I JUST LOVE THIS STORY. . . .





"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're 
Jewish," she asks,
"Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?



Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God 
would get mad.
Who do you want to give a valentine to?"



"The whole  ISIS  group," she says.





"Why them," her father asks in shock?



"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish 
girl could
have enough love to give them a valentine, they might start to 
think that
maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little 
bit.

And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to 
them,
they'd love everyone a lot.

And then they'd start going all over the place telling everyone 
how much
they loved them and how they didn't hate anyone anymore."


Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new 
found pride.
"Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard.  "



"I know," Thelma says, "And once that gets the terrorists out in 
the open,
our everready Marines could engage them and hook them and up with 
their
promised 72 Virgins."



Don't ya love a story with a happy ending?



        Happy Hanukkah,

            Merry Christmas and

                Please pass this 1 on.  This is really a great 
story.





Subject: Fwd: My Kinda Girl...ate: December 23, 2015













From: Me to You,





From: Me to You,





From: Me to You,



From: Me to You,







From: Me to You,





From: Me to You,







From: Me to You,



Subject: Fwd: My Kinda Girl...ate: December 23, 2015







           I JUST LOVE THIS STORY. . . .





"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're 
Jewish," she asks,
"Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?



Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God 
would get mad.
Who do you want to give a valentine to?"



"The whole  ISIS  group," she says.





"Why them," her father asks in shock?



"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish 
girl could
have enough love to give them a valentine, they might start to 
think that
maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little 
bit.

And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to 
them,
they'd love everyone a lot.

And then they'd start going all over the place telling everyone 
how much
they loved them and how they didn't hate anyone anymore."


Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new 
found pride.
"Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard.  "



"I know," Thelma says, "And once that gets the terrorists out in 
the open,
our everready Marines could engage them and hook them and up with 
their
promised 72 Virgins."



Don't ya love a story with a happy ending?



        Happy Hanukkah,

            Merry Christmas and



Subject: Fwd: My Kinda Girl...ate: December 23, 2015

















From: Me to You,



Subject: Fwd: My Kinda Girl...ate: December 23, 2015









From: Me to You,

Rob Kaiser

Email;

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