[il-talk] turkey

[JOSEPH MONTI]

ah, the master storyteller is about to tell us
one of his warm fuzzy tales.WRONG
i just wanted to pass on some wisdom i learned the hard way. NEVER GO TO THE ER THE NIGHT BEFORE THANKSGIVING.
i made that mistake this wednesday. the doctor told me , 'you should have come beforee five, no one is here'. he wasn't kidding.this is the worst weekend for hospitals. they are working with skeleton staffs.they sent me home this morning and said come back monday. well at least the kitchen was working well. did have turkey and stuffing and apple pie. not as good as mary makes but good. 
so remember if you get sick thanksgiving eve or thanksgiving tought it out to monday. bah hullmbug.
big fat turkey