[IL-Talk] Something to make us laugh!

[eileen Truschke]

 I will share this with Ken Schad, who does not have s computer.  Eileen
    On Monday, April 6, 2020, 04:50:52 PM CDT, iwannacu2--- via IL-Talk <il-talk at nfbnet.org> wrote:  
 
 Smile quarantine

* Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as

amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

* I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of

Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.

* I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

* Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living

Room or The Bedroom

* PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they

fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

* Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting

and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

* I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks

we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

* This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was

obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my
dog..... we laughed a lot.

* So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600

Pound Life just find me or do I find them?

* Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN.

You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no
clue how this place is still in business.

* My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that

when I pee it cleans the toilet.

* Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in

a bomb threat.

* I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What

should I wear?

* I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto

Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.

* Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with

hand sanitizer for good clean fun.

* Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't

have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.

* Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under

 

 

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