[IL-Talk] Something to make us laugh!

[Robert Hansen]

Thanks for sharing.

Robert Hansen
hansen.robert70 at gmail.com


On Tue, Apr 7, 2020, 10:34 AM eileen Truschke via IL-Talk <
il-talk at nfbnet.org> wrote:

>  I will share this with Ken Schad, who does not have s computer.  Eileen
>     On Monday, April 6, 2020, 04:50:52 PM CDT, iwannacu2--- via IL-Talk <
> il-talk at nfbnet.org> wrote:
>
>  Smile quarantine
>
> * Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as
>
> amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
>
> * I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of
>
> Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
>
> * I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
>
> * Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living
>
> Room or The Bedroom
>
> * PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they
>
> fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
>
> * Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting
>
> and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
>
> * I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks
>
> we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
>
> * This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was
>
> obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my
> dog..... we laughed a lot.
>
> * So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600
>
> Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
>
> * Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN.
>
> You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no
> clue how this place is still in business.
>
> * My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that
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> when I pee it cleans the toilet.
>
> * Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in
>
> a bomb threat.
>
> * I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What
>
> should I wear?
>
> * I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto
>
> Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
>
> * Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with
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> hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
>
> * Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't
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> have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
>
> * Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under
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>
>
>
>
> -----
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> "Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Others stay for a while
> and
> leave footprints on our hearts and we are never the same."
>
>
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