[nagdu] Things you don't say to the Guide Dog School Rep

[Doug Parisian]

Hey, go for it; strange as it may seem to all in view of some of my other 
posts, I didn't write it.

Doug:  Whoops, had a bad tagline but can't share it!
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Jeffrey Young" <jeff.young8806 at gmail.com>
To: "NAGDU Mailing List,the National Association of Guide Dog Users" 
<nagdu at nfbnet.org>
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 12:00 AM
Subject: Re: [nagdu] Things you don't say to the Guide Dog School Rep


> Thanks for livening up my evening Doug. I reposted this to my blog, I hope 
> you don't mind.
>
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>
> Jeff
> On Dec 7, 2010, at 8:38 PM, Doug Parisian wrote:
>
>> Top 10 things you do NOT want to say to the representative of the guide 
>> dog school when they come for a visit:
>>
>>
>> 10. I don't usually bother to offer him water at set times anymore. I 
>> just leave the lid up on the toilet.
>>
>> 9. Can you believe they charge $100 to get a dog out of the pound in this 
>> town even if it's a guide dog?
>>
>> 8. No, I never let strangers pet him. Not since that incident on the bus.
>>
>> 7. This is Fido's favorite restaurant right here. He just loves the 
>> lasagna.
>>
>> 6. Those aren't fleas, they're ticks. Huge difference.
>>
>> 5. I've found he really prefers melted butter to water on his kibble.
>>
>> 4. I haven't really taken him out much lately. What's that command you 
>> use when you want him to go left?
>>
>> 3. My herbalist says those heart worm pills are a scam and a clove once a 
>> month works just as well.
>>
>> 2. Yeah, this is the same dog as the one you gave me at the school. 
>> Honest.
>>
>> And the #1 thing you shouldn't say to the school rep...
>>
>> 1. He was putting on a little weight so I switched him to lite beer.
>>
>>
>>
>> Doug: The devil made me do it!
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