[nagdu] Things you don't say to the Guide Dog School Rep

[Jeffrey Young]

Thanks for livening up my evening Doug. I reposted this to my blog, I hope you don't mind.

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Jeff
On Dec 7, 2010, at 8:38 PM, Doug Parisian wrote:

> Top 10 things you do NOT want to say to the representative of the guide dog school when they come for a visit:
> 
> 
> 10. I don't usually bother to offer him water at set times anymore. I just leave the lid up on the toilet. 
> 
> 9. Can you believe they charge $100 to get a dog out of the pound in this town even if it's a guide dog? 
> 
> 8. No, I never let strangers pet him. Not since that incident on the bus. 
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> 7. This is Fido's favorite restaurant right here. He just loves the lasagna. 
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> 6. Those aren't fleas, they're ticks. Huge difference. 
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> 5. I've found he really prefers melted butter to water on his kibble. 
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> 4. I haven't really taken him out much lately. What's that command you use when you want him to go left? 
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> 3. My herbalist says those heart worm pills are a scam and a clove once a month works just as well. 
> 
> 2. Yeah, this is the same dog as the one you gave me at the school. Honest. 
> 
> And the #1 thing you shouldn't say to the school rep... 
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> 1. He was putting on a little weight so I switched him to lite beer.
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> 
> 
> Doug: The devil made me do it!
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