[NAGDU] FW: [GDUC Friends] FW: The Top 8 Reasons...

[Madison Martin]

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From: friends at guidedogs.groups.io [mailto:friends at guidedogs.groups.io] On
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Sent: August-05-19 5:29 PM
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Subject: [GDUC Friends] FW: The Top 8 Reasons...

Subject: The Top 8 Reasons...

 

 

THE TOP 8 REASONS CATS AREN'T USED AS GUIDE ANIMALS FOR THE BLIND 

 

8. The fire department has better things to do than constantly rescuing the
two of you from treetops, all tangled up in the leash and surrounded by
barking dogs. 

 

7. Too high a risk of becoming disoriented while Snowball chases her own
tail. 

 

6. First bird they spot and you're a wet stain on the 3rd Avenue bus lane. 

 

5. Involuntary 2-mile sprints after every dog encounter. 

 

4. They weave in and out of your ankles a few times and next thing you know
you're being treated for a broken jaw. 

 

3. Sunny spot in the middle of the road? Nap time! 

 

2. Too many injuries caused by slipping on hairballs. 

 

and the Number 1 Reason Cats Aren't Used as Guide Animals for the Blind... 

 

1. That daily jump to the top of the refrigerator is a killer. 

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