[Nebraska-senior-blind] Here is a funny Christmas song that is a spoof on blindness rehabilitation services

[Cheryl Livingston]

 Robert,
That is funny! I’ve never seen one about rehab before, ha ha!

On Wed, Dec 26, 2018 at 12:42 PM Robert Leslie Newman via
Nebraska-Senior-Blind <nebraska-senior-blind at nfbnet.org> wrote:

> Hi You All
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> RE: In fun I send this
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> Below is a Rehab related spoof on the 12 days of Christmas; not sure I’ve
> seen this in the past. I got it off a list that I am on. And send it
> because to a former client of, and former worker from within a rehab
> agency, I found it to be lyrically clever, and an interesting spoof on
> Rehab. Yeah, from a very generous counselor for sure; not someone who is
> working under an ever shrinking budget!
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> On the first day of rehab my counselor gave to me a white cane because I
> can't see.
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> On the second day of rehab my counselor gave to me two talking books, and
> a white cane because I can't see.
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> On the third day of rehab my counselor gave to me three Braille Displays,
> two talking books, and a white cane because I can't see.
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> On the fourth day of rehab my counselor gave to me four talking clocks,
> three Braille Displays, two talking books, and a white cane because I can't
> see.
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> On the fifth day of rehab my counselor gave to me five years of school,
> four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking books, and a white
> cane because I can't see.
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> On the sixth day of rehab my counselor gave to me six dogs a-guiding, five
> years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking
> books, and a white cane because I can't see.
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> On the 7th day of rehab my counselor gave to me seven jobs applying, six
> dogs a-guiding, five years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille
> Displays, two talking books, and a white cane because I can't see.
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> On the eighth day of rehab my counselor gave to me eight counselors
> counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs a-guiding, five years of school,
> four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking books, and a white
> cane because I can't see.
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> On the ninth day of rehab my counselor gave to me nine authorizations,
> eight counselors counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs a-guiding, five
> years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking
> books, and a white cane because I can't see.
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> On the tenth day of rehab my counselor gave to me ten scanners reading,
> nine authorizations, eight counselors counseling, seven jobs applying, six
> dogs a-guiding, five years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille
> Displays, two talking books, and a white cane because I can't see.
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> On the 11th day of rehab my counselor gave to me eleven magnifiers
> enlarging, ten scanners reading, nine authorizations, eight counselors
> counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs a-guiding, five years of school,
> four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking books, and a white
> cane because I can't see.
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> On the 12th day of rehab my counselor gave to me twelve computers talking,
> eleven magnifiers enlarging, ten scanners reading, nine authorizations,
> eight counselors counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs a-guiding, five
> years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking
> books, and a white cane because I can't see.
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> Respectfully yours,
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> Robert Leslie Newman
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> NFBN Senior Division, President
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