[Nebraska-senior-blind] Here is a funny Christmas song that is a spoof on blindness rehabilitation services

[Linda Mentink]

Hi Robert,

Thanks for sharing.  It made me laugh!

Blessings,

Linda

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From: Robert Leslie Newman via 
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Date sent: Wed, 26 Dec 2018 12:40:13 -0600
Subject: [Nebraska-senior-blind] Here is a funny Christmas song 
that is aspoof on blindness rehabilitation services

Hi You All

RE: In fun I send this



Below is a Rehab related spoof on the 12 days of Christmas; not 
sure I've
seen this in the past.  I got it off a list that I am on.  And 
send it because
to a former client of, and former worker from within a rehab 
agency, I found
it to be lyrically clever, and an interesting spoof on Rehab.  
Yeah, from a
very generous counselor for sure; not someone who is working 
under an ever
shrinking budget!





On the first day of rehab my counselor gave to me a white cane 
because I
can't see.

On the second day of rehab my counselor gave to me two talking 
books, and a
white cane because I can't see.

On the third day of rehab my counselor gave to me three Braille 
Displays,
two talking books, and a white cane because I can't see.

On the fourth day of rehab my counselor gave to me four talking 
clocks,
three Braille Displays, two talking books, and a white cane 
because I can't
see.

On the fifth day of rehab my counselor gave to me five years of 
school, four
talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking books, and a 
white cane
because I can't see.

On the sixth day of rehab my counselor gave to me six dogs 
a-guiding, five
years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two 
talking
books, and a white cane because I can't see.

On the 7th day of rehab my counselor gave to me seven jobs 
applying, six
dogs a-guiding, five years of school, four talking clocks, three 
Braille
Displays, two talking books, and a white cane because I can't 
see.

On the eighth day of rehab my counselor gave to me eight 
counselors
counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs a-guiding, five years 
of school,
four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking books, 
and a white
cane because I can't see.

On the ninth day of rehab my counselor gave to me nine 
authorizations, eight
counselors counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs a-guiding, 
five years
of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two 
talking books,
and a white cane because I can't see.

On the tenth day of rehab my counselor gave to me ten scanners 
reading, nine
authorizations, eight counselors counseling, seven jobs applying, 
six dogs
a-guiding, five years of school, four talking clocks, three 
Braille
Displays, two talking books, and a white cane because I can't 
see.

On the 11th day of rehab my counselor gave to me eleven 
magnifiers
enlarging, ten scanners reading, nine authorizations, eight 
counselors
counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs a-guiding, five years 
of school,
four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking books, 
and a white
cane because I can't see.

On the 12th day of rehab my counselor gave to me twelve computers 
talking,
eleven magnifiers enlarging, ten scanners reading, nine 
authorizations,
eight counselors counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs 
a-guiding, five
years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two 
talking
books, and a white cane because I can't see.







Respectfully yours,

Robert Leslie Newman

NFBN Senior Division, President