[Nebraska-senior-blind] Here is a funny Christmas song that is a spoof on blindness rehabilitation services

[Barbara Loos]

wow! Generous, maybe. or maybe something else. The thought of all those computers talking and all those counselor saying different things and all those dogs possibly wanting to go in different directions ... crazy! Ha ha. Thank you for sharing it.

Barbara and Brad

Sent from my iPhone

> On Dec 26, 2018, at 8:20 PM, Linda Mentink via Nebraska-Senior-Blind <nebraska-senior-blind at nfbnet.org> wrote:
> 
> Hi Robert,
> 
> Thanks for sharing.  It made me laugh!
> 
> Blessings,
> 
> Linda
> 
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Robert Leslie Newman via Nebraska-Senior-Blind<nebraska-senior-blind at nfbnet.org
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> Date sent: Wed, 26 Dec 2018 12:40:13 -0600
> Subject: [Nebraska-senior-blind] Here is a funny Christmas song that is aspoof on blindness rehabilitation services
> 
> Hi You All
> 
> RE: In fun I send this
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> Below is a Rehab related spoof on the 12 days of Christmas; not sure I've
> seen this in the past.  I got it off a list that I am on.  And send it because
> to a former client of, and former worker from within a rehab agency, I found
> it to be lyrically clever, and an interesting spoof on Rehab.  Yeah, from a
> very generous counselor for sure; not someone who is working under an ever
> shrinking budget!
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> On the first day of rehab my counselor gave to me a white cane because I
> can't see.
> 
> On the second day of rehab my counselor gave to me two talking books, and a
> white cane because I can't see.
> 
> On the third day of rehab my counselor gave to me three Braille Displays,
> two talking books, and a white cane because I can't see.
> 
> On the fourth day of rehab my counselor gave to me four talking clocks,
> three Braille Displays, two talking books, and a white cane because I can't
> see.
> 
> On the fifth day of rehab my counselor gave to me five years of school, four
> talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking books, and a white cane
> because I can't see.
> 
> On the sixth day of rehab my counselor gave to me six dogs a-guiding, five
> years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking
> books, and a white cane because I can't see.
> 
> On the 7th day of rehab my counselor gave to me seven jobs applying, six
> dogs a-guiding, five years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille
> Displays, two talking books, and a white cane because I can't see.
> 
> On the eighth day of rehab my counselor gave to me eight counselors
> counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs a-guiding, five years of school,
> four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking books, and a white
> cane because I can't see.
> 
> On the ninth day of rehab my counselor gave to me nine authorizations, eight
> counselors counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs a-guiding, five years
> of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking books,
> and a white cane because I can't see.
> 
> On the tenth day of rehab my counselor gave to me ten scanners reading, nine
> authorizations, eight counselors counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs
> a-guiding, five years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille
> Displays, two talking books, and a white cane because I can't see.
> 
> On the 11th day of rehab my counselor gave to me eleven magnifiers
> enlarging, ten scanners reading, nine authorizations, eight counselors
> counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs a-guiding, five years of school,
> four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking books, and a white
> cane because I can't see.
> 
> On the 12th day of rehab my counselor gave to me twelve computers talking,
> eleven magnifiers enlarging, ten scanners reading, nine authorizations,
> eight counselors counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs a-guiding, five
> years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking
> books, and a white cane because I can't see.
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> Respectfully yours,
> 
> Robert Leslie Newman
> 
> NFBN Senior Division, President
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