[Nfb-krafters-korner] A vision carol

[Kendra Schaber]

Lol! I'm glad that this was sent on the list again! It was very funny and 
great!
Kendra Schaber
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Terry Knox" <tknox6 at sc.rr.com>
To: "List for blind crafters and artists" <nfb-krafters-korner at nfbnet.org>
Sent: Wednesday, December 21, 2011 10:30 AM
Subject: [Nfb-krafters-korner] A vision carol


> Passing this on, for those who did not receive it.
> Terry K
>
> On the first day of rehab my counselor gave to me
> a white cane because I cannot see.
>
> On the second day of rehab my counselor gave to me
> two talking books,
> and a white cane because I cannot see.
>
> On the third day of rehab my counselor gave to me
> three Braille Lites,
> two talking books,
> and a white cane because I cannot see.
>
> On the fourth day of rehab my counselor gave to me
> four talking clocks,
> three Braille Lites,
> two talking books,
> and a white cane because I cannot see.
>
> On the fifth day of rehab my counselor gave to me
> five years of school,
> four talking clocks,
> three Braille Lites,
> two talking books,
> and a white cane because I cannot see.
>
> On the sixth day of rehab my counselor gave to me
> Six dogs a-guiding,
> five years of school,
> four talking clocks,
> three Braille Lites,
> two talking books,
> and a white cane because I cannot see.
>
> On the 7th day of rehab my counselor gave to me
> Seven jobs applying,
> Six dogs a-guiding,
> five years of school,
> four talking clocks,
> three Braille Lites,
> two talking books,
> and a white cane because I cannot see.
>
> On the eighth day of rehab my counselor gave to me
> eight counselors counseling,
> Seven jobs applying,
> Six dogs a-guiding,
> five years of school,
> four talking clocks,
> three Braille Lites,
> two talking books,
> and a white cane because I cannot see.
>
> On the ninth day of rehab my counselor gave to me
> nine authorizations for filling,
> eight counselors counseling,
> Seven jobs applying,
> Six dogs a-guiding,
> five years of school,
> four talking clocks,
> three Braille Lites,
> two talking books,
> and a white cane because I cannot see.
>
> On the tenth day of rehab my counselor gave to me
> ten scanners reading,
> nine authorizations for filling,
> eight counselors counseling,
> Seven jobs applying,
> Six dogs a-guiding,
> five years of school,
> four talking clocks,
> three Braille Lites,
> two talking books,
> and a white cane because I cannot see.
>
> On the 11th day of rehab my counselor gave to me
> eleven magnifiers enlarging,
> ten scanners reading,
> nine authorizations for filling,
> eight counselors counseling,
> Seven jobs applying,
> Six dogs a-guiding,
> five years of school,
> four talking clocks,
> three Braille Lites,
> two talking books,
> and a white cane because I cannot see.
>
> On the 12th day of rehab my counselor gave to me
> twelve computers talking,
> eleven magnifiers enlarging,
> ten scanners reading,
> nine authorizations for filling,
> eight counselors counseling,
> Seven jobs applying,
> Six dogs a-guiding,
> five years of school,
> four talking clocks,
> three Braille Lites,
> two talking books,
> and a white cane because I cannot see.
>
> AND I STILL DON'T HAVE A JOB!
>
> "And the angel said unto them, "Fear not! For, behold, I bring you tidings
> of great joy, Which shall be to all people. "For unto you is born this day
> in
> the city of David A Saviour, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a
> sign unto you: Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, Lying 
> in
> a manger.
> --St. Luke ii. 10-12"
> MERRY CHRISTMAS!
>
>
>
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