[Nfb-krafters-korner] OT For my friends who love Coke
jill
jillbilly4 at comcast.net
Wed Nov 7 16:48:55 UTC 2012
I love it!
Jill
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Subject: [Nfb-krafters-korner] OT For my friends who love Coke
I received this one, but had to change it for my Coke and diet Coke
lovers. [It was originally talking about coffee.]
You're Drinking Too Much Coke or Diet Coke When:
You sleep with your eyes open.
You just completed your third sweater today, and you don't know how to
knit.
The only time you're standing still is in an earthquake.
You suck your Coke bottle clean.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.
You don't sweat when running to get more Coke.
You accept cases of Coke for your birthday and smile.
You can outlast the Energizer Bunny.
You panick when you have one case of Coke left.
You soak your dentures in Coke overnight.
You think CPR stands for "Coke Provides Resuscitation.
Joyce Kane
_www.KraftersKorner.org_ (http://www.krafterskorner.org/)
Blindhands at AOL.com
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