[Nfb-krafters-korner] OT: laughs especially for our memberssouth of the Mason Dixon line

Thu Jan 8 19:05:25 UTC 2015

Yes me too!  Loved it!  I also am a butterbean!
Jill

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Kathy,
Thank you for this Southern horoscope, it was adorable. I must state, you
must have some southern knowledge to understand it, but it so true. I am a
butter Bean even if only a half of one cause I have been transplanted here,
like a vegeteable rooted in the north and transplanted in the south. This
made me smile today, thank you.
Terry K

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Hi all,
It's been rather quiet on the list. So I'd thought I'd share a cute article
I read.

Just For Laughs - What Is Your Southern Sign Submitted by: Roann Clark Some
of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people who read
them. If we are to ever fully understand all the star signs and the people
They represent, we need symbols that all true Southerners understand.
OKRA (December 22 to January 20) <
You are tough on the outside but tender on the inside. Okras have tremendous
influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of
his influence everywhere. You can do something good each day if you try. You
go well with most anyone.
CHITLIN (January 21 to February 19)
Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin, however, will make
something of himself if he is motivated and has lots of seasoning. In
dealing with Chitlins, be careful they may surprise you. They can erupt like
Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with a Moon Pie but Catfish or Okra are okay
too.
BOLL WEEVIL (February 20 to March 20)
You have an overwhelming curiosity. You are unsatisfied with the surface of
things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything.
Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner
hunger. You love to stay busy and tend to work too much. Nobody in their
right mind is going to marry you, so do not worry about it.
MOON PIE (March 21 to April 20)
You are the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. A cinch to
recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are the key
words here. You should marry anybody who you can get remotely interested in
the idea. A Chitlin would be a good mate but it is not going to be easy. You
always have a big smile and are happy. This might be the year to think about
aerobics. Or,Maybe not.
POSSUM (April 21 to May 21)
When confronted with lifes difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to
withdraw and develop a do not-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you
become so withdrawn, people actually think you are dead. This strategy is
probably not psychologically healthy, but seems to work for you. You are a
rare breed. Most folks love to watch you work and play. You are a night
person and mind your own business. You should definitely marry an Armadillo.
CRAWFISH (May 22 to June 21)
Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you are hanging around
the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool to
the golf course, and the bathtub to the living room. You tend not to be
particularly attractive physically but have a good heart.
COLLARDS (June 22 to July 23)
Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the melting
pot of life and share their essence with the essence of those around them.
Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As
far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from
Crawfish. It just won\'t work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.
CATFISH (July 24 to August 23)
Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although ones whiskers
may cause problems for loved ones. You Catfish are never easy people to
understand. You run fast. You work and play hard. Even though you prefer the
muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life, you are liked by most. Above all
else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.
GRITS (August 24 to September 23)
Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to huddle
together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel though, so
maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you like to go?
Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs and a good time. If
you can go somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you well.
You are pure in heart.
BOILED PEANUTS (September 24 to October 23) You have a passionate desire to
help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends
and loved ones, may find that your personality is much too salty, and their
Criticism will affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you
appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a
certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure
that people will always pull over and stop for you.
BUTTER BEAN (October 24 to November 22)
Always invite a Butter Bean to a party because Butter Beans get along well
with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You have grown on
the vine of life, and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can
sit next to anybody. However, you, too, should not have anything to do with
Moon Pies.
ARMADILLO (November 23 to December 21)
You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite
gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some
roots, fruit, worms, and insects. You are a throwback. You are not concerned
with todays fashions and trends. You are not concerned with anything about
today. You are almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns.
You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but a Possum is another
somewhat kinky mating possibility.

Just when the Caterpillar thought the World was over, he turned into a
Butterfly. Cathy F

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