[nfb-talk] Fw: Americans with no abilities act coming soon.

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Ok, blatantly off topic, but take it with a grain of salt.  It's a joke.*smile*
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----- Original Message ----- 
From: Gianfranco Di Cosmo 
To: Undisclosed-Recipient:; 
Sent: Sunday, April 12, 2009 1:34 PM
Subject: Americans with no abilities act coming soon.




Americans with no abilities act coming soon.

 

 AMERICANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT (AWNAA)
 
 
 
WASHINGTON , DC (AP) - President Obama and the US Congress are  considering sweeping legislation which provides new benefits for many 
Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a 
major legislation by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real
 skills or ambition.
 
 
 
"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive
 necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said
 House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of
 Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers
 will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they do a better job, or have some idea of what they are
 doing."
 
 
 
The President pointed to the success of the US Postal Service, which has a
 long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance..

 
 
Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack job skills, making this
 agency the single largest US
Private sector industries with good records of nondiscrimination 
against the inept include retail stores (72%), home improvement stores; the 
DMV also has a great record of hiring Persons of Inability (63%).
 
 
 Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million" middle man"
 positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real
 responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.
 
 
 
Mandatory non-performance- based raises and promotions will be given, to
 guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The
 legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations which maintain a
 significant level of Persons of Inability in middle positions, and gives a
 tax credit to small and medium businesses that agree to hire one clueless
 worker for every two talented hires!

 
 
Finally, the AWNAA ACT contains tough new measures to make it more difficult
 to discriminate against the Non-abled, banning discriminatory  interview
 questions such as "Do you have any goals for the future?" or "Do 
you have any skills or experience which relate to this job?" 'As a 
Non-abled Person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for
 them,' said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at
 the GM plant in Flint, Michigan, due to her inability to remember 'righty tighty, lefty loosey.' 'This new law should be real good for people like
 me,' Gertz added. With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other
 untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.
 
 
 
Said Senator Dick Durbin (D-IL): 'As a Senator with no abilities, 
I believe
 the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be 
extended to
 every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to 
provide
 each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her 
inadequacy, with
 some sort of job in this great nation and a good salary with it.
 Saundra Renz
 Earth, protect her for she is our life!!!

 




Best regards,
Gianfranco Di Cosmo

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