[nfb-talk] Fw: Americans with no abilities act coming soon.

T. Joseph Carter carter.tjoseph at gmail.com
Mon Apr 13 11:29:54 UTC 2009


Laura, I laughed SO HARD.

Joseph

On Sun, Apr 12, 2009 at 04:12:31PM -0500, tribble wrote:
>Ok, blatantly off topic, but take it with a grain of salt.  It's a joke.*smile*
>--le
>
>----- Original Message ----- 
>From: Gianfranco Di Cosmo 
>To: Undisclosed-Recipient:; 
>Sent: Sunday, April 12, 2009 1:34 PM
>Subject: Americans with no abilities act coming soon.
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>Americans with no abilities act coming soon.
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> AMERICANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT (AWNAA)
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>WASHINGTON , DC (AP) - President Obama and the US Congress are  considering sweeping legislation which provides new benefits for many 
>Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a 
>major legislation by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real
> skills or ambition.
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>"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive
> necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said
> House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of
> Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers
> will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they do a better job, or have some idea of what they are
> doing."
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>The President pointed to the success of the US Postal Service, which has a
> long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance..
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>Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack job skills, making this
> agency the single largest US
>Private sector industries with good records of nondiscrimination 
>against the inept include retail stores (72%), home improvement stores; the 
>DMV also has a great record of hiring Persons of Inability (63%).
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> Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million" middle man"
> positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real
> responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.
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>Mandatory non-performance- based raises and promotions will be given, to
> guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The
> legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations which maintain a
> significant level of Persons of Inability in middle positions, and gives a
> tax credit to small and medium businesses that agree to hire one clueless
> worker for every two talented hires!
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>Finally, the AWNAA ACT contains tough new measures to make it more difficult
> to discriminate against the Non-abled, banning discriminatory  interview
> questions such as "Do you have any goals for the future?" or "Do 
>you have any skills or experience which relate to this job?" 'As a 
>Non-abled Person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for
> them,' said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at
> the GM plant in Flint, Michigan, due to her inability to remember 'righty tighty, lefty loosey.' 'This new law should be real good for people like
> me,' Gertz added. With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other
> untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.
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>Said Senator Dick Durbin (D-IL): 'As a Senator with no abilities, 
>I believe
> the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be 
>extended to
> every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to 
>provide
> each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her 
>inadequacy, with
> some sort of job in this great nation and a good salary with it.
> Saundra Renz
> Earth, protect her for she is our life!!!
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>Best regards,
>Gianfranco Di Cosmo
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>Homepage:  http://dicosmo.ifreepages.com/
>
>"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, and professionals built the Titanic. "
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