[Nfbf-l] Top 10 reasons why it's great to be blind

[Alan Dicey]

Top 10 reasons why it's great to be blind

10 We can read in the Dark.

9 we are believed when we say, "We read Playboy for the Articles".

8 You have an iron clad excuse when walking arm and arm with an Attractive 
Member of the Opposite sex.

7 We don't have any acrimonious discussions with our Spouse about what 
colour to paint the Kitchen.

6 And mostly for men, we never have to answer that Delicate Question? "Dear, 
does this outfit make me look fat?"

5 During a Blackout, we can still mix a mighty good Martini.

4 We don't have to look in to the mirror in the morning and discover all 
those new wrinkles which popped up over night.

3 We don't have to look at just one more photo of Paris Hilton or Britney 
Spears.

2 We play Poker with a Marked Deck.

And the No one greatest thing about being blind

We never have to be the Designated Driver.

You save Money on Groceries you don't throw out Lettuce or cauliflower just 
because it's brown.

And you never have to worry about going blind.