[Nfbf-l] Top 10 reasons why it's great to be blind

[Mark Tardif]

Number 11, if you are in college and there is a major blackout, you can 
charge your sighted friends a pilot's fee to bring them back to their dorms 
after supper.



Mark Tardif
Nuclear arms will not hold you.
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From: Alan Dicey
Sent: Friday, August 23, 2013 11:11 AM
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Subject: [Nfbf-l] Top 10 reasons why it's great to be blind

Top 10 reasons why it's great to be blind

10 We can read in the Dark.

9 we are believed when we say, "We read Playboy for the Articles".

8 You have an iron clad excuse when walking arm and arm with an Attractive
Member of the Opposite sex.

7 We don't have any acrimonious discussions with our Spouse about what
colour to paint the Kitchen.

6 And mostly for men, we never have to answer that Delicate Question? "Dear,
does this outfit make me look fat?"

5 During a Blackout, we can still mix a mighty good Martini.

4 We don't have to look in to the mirror in the morning and discover all
those new wrinkles which popped up over night.

3 We don't have to look at just one more photo of Paris Hilton or Britney
Spears.

2 We play Poker with a Marked Deck.

And the No one greatest thing about being blind

We never have to be the Designated Driver.

You save Money on Groceries you don't throw out Lettuce or cauliflower just
because it's brown.

And you never have to worry about going blind.


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