[Nfbf-l] Favorite Christmas Recipe

[Patricia A. Lipovsky]

Hi all.

I thought I would share a Christmas recipe that is favored by many, and has been handed down through the generations.  Hope you enjoy it too.

Merry Christmas, Happy Honica, and all that good stuff.

Jack Daniel's Christmas Cookies 

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jack Daniel's Sour Mash Whiskey

Sample the Whiskey to check quality. Take a large bowl, Check the Whiskey again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,

Pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer 

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. 

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Whiskey is still ok, try another Cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck In the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner. 

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
It loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Whiskey to check for tonsisticity. 

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet.  

Check the Whiskey. 

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. 

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall Over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner. 

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Jack Daniel's and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry Mistmas !   Hic hic  

May Peace be With You During This Holiday Season