[NFBF-L] Fun for the day

[Annely Rose]

OMG!  This is too funny.  I definitely will pass it on.  Did you put it on
Facebook?  Don't have email addresses for all my FB friends.

Annely

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Subject: [NFBF-L] Fun for the day

Hope you smile or laugh out loud, I know I did.


 Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The
other half will come out with a drinking problem. 
* I used to spin that toilet
paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a
safe. 
* I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator. 
* Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The
Bedroom *
PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas
will have you believe all is well in the kingdom. 
* Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1
teacher fired for drinking on the job. 
*I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from
Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
* This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she
thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we
laughed a lot. 
* So, after this quarantine.....will
the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them? 
* Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to
gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this
place is still in business. 
* My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee
it cleans the toilet. 
* Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb
threat. 
* I'm so excited --- it's time to
take out the garbage. What should I wear? 
* I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyard. I'm
getting tired of Los Livingroom. 
*Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer
for good clean fun. 
* Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same
teacher next year".... I'm offended.




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