[NFBF-L] Fun for the day

[Judith Hamilton]

I laughed so much! Made my day! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARING. What a "Keeper."
Judy
Gainesville


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>From: PLipovsky via NFBF-L <nfbf-l at nfbnet.org>
>Sent: Apr 5, 2020 12:21 PM
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>Cc: PLipovsky <plipovsky at cfl.rr.com>, 'NFB of Florida Greater Daytona Beach Chapter List' <nfbf-daytona at nfbnet.org>
>Subject: [NFBF-L] Fun for the day
>
>Hope you smile or laugh out loud, I know I did.
>
>
> Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The
>other half will come out with a drinking problem. 
>* I used to spin that toilet
>paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a
>safe. 
>* I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator. 
>* Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The
>Bedroom *
>PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas
>will have you believe all is well in the kingdom. 
>* Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1
>teacher fired for drinking on the job. 
>*I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from
>Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
>* This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she
>thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we
>laughed a lot. 
>* So, after this quarantine.....will
>the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them? 
>* Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to
>gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this
>place is still in business. 
>* My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee
>it cleans the toilet. 
>* Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb
>threat. 
>* I'm so excited --- it's time to
>take out the garbage. What should I wear? 
>* I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyard. I'm
>getting tired of Los Livingroom. 
>*Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer
>for good clean fun. 
>* Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same
>teacher next year".... I'm offended.
>
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