[NFBF-L] [NFBF-Daytona] Fun for the day

[Ryan Mann]

I think I will put this on FaceBook.


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> On Apr 5, 2020, at 12:22 PM, PLipovsky via NFBF-Daytona <nfbf-daytona at nfbnet.org> wrote:
> 
> Hope you smile or laugh out loud, I know I did.
> 
> 
> Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The
> other half will come out with a drinking problem. 
> * I used to spin that toilet
> paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a
> safe. 
> * I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator. 
> * Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The
> Bedroom *
> PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas
> will have you believe all is well in the kingdom. 
> * Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1
> teacher fired for drinking on the job. 
> *I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from
> Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
> * This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she
> thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we
> laughed a lot. 
> * So, after this quarantine.....will
> the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them? 
> * Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to
> gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this
> place is still in business. 
> * My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee
> it cleans the toilet. 
> * Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb
> threat. 
> * I'm so excited --- it's time to
> take out the garbage. What should I wear? 
> * I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyard. I'm
> getting tired of Los Livingroom. 
> *Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer
> for good clean fun. 
> * Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same
> teacher next year".... I'm offended.
> 
> 
> 
> 
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