[NFBF-L] FW: YUP !!! A 2020 Reflection !!!!!!!

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Some smileys!  

 

10 truths about 2020

 

1  One day I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone.  He asked me what I was wearing.

 

2  2019:  Stay away from negative people;  

    2020:  Stay away from positive people.

 

3. The world has turned upside down.  Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors.

 

4  This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog.  It was obvious she thought her dog understood her.  I came into my house & told my cat.  We laughed a lot.

 

5  Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

 

6  Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?

              This virus has done what no woman has been able to do.  Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home!

 

8.  I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the backyard. I’m getting tired of the Living Room.

 

9.  Appropriate analogy.  "The curve is flattening so we can start lifting restrictions now” is like saying “The parachute has slowed our rate of descent, so we can take it off now.”

 

10. The spread of COVID-19 is based on 2 things:

            1.  How dense the population is.

            2.  How dense the population is.

 

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