[NFBF-L] Laugh for the day!

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On Sun, Sep 6, 2020 at 10:51 AM PLipovsky via NFBF-L <nfbf-l at nfbnet.org>
wrote:

> Good morning, and Happy Sunday.
>
> I stole this from a friend and thought I would share it with you.  Hope you
> enjoy it as much as I did.
>
> 12 Commandments for growing older
>
> #1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
>
> #2 - "In Style" are the clothes that still fit.
>
> #3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop ticking you
> off.
>
> #4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that
> needs work.
>
> #5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that
> down,
> I'll remember it."
>
> #6 - "On time" is when you get there.
>
> #7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.
>
> #8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten
> minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.
>
> #9 - Lately, You've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
>
> #10 - Growing old should have taken longer.
>
> #11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
>
> #12 - You still haven't learned to act your age, and hope you never will.
>
> And one more:
> "One for the road" means peeing before you leave your home.
>
> Enjoy your day.
>
>
>
>
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