[NFBF-L] Laugh for the day!

[Mark Tardif]

Wonderful!  Thank you.



Mark Tardif
Nuclear arms will not hold you.
-----Original Message----- 
From: PLipovsky via NFBF-L
Sent: Sunday, September 06, 2020 10:49 AM
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Subject: [NFBF-L] Laugh for the day!

Good morning, and Happy Sunday.

I stole this from a friend and thought I would share it with you.  Hope you
enjoy it as much as I did.

12 Commandments for growing older

#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.

#2 - "In Style" are the clothes that still fit.

#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop ticking you
off.

#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that
needs work.

#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down,
I'll remember it."

#6 - "On time" is when you get there.

#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.

#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten
minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.

#9 - Lately, You've noticed people your age are so much older than you.

#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.

#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.

#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age, and hope you never will.

And one more:
"One for the road" means peeing before you leave your home.

Enjoy your day.




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