[Nfbk] Here is some humor for your Sunday read and enjoy.

[Joey Couch]

THE RAILROAD LAWYER
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by
an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section
through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid
the fair value of the bull. The case was scheduled to be tried before
the justice of the peace, in the back room of the general store, on
Friday the 13th. The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the
rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his
best selling job and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he
was asking.

After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young
lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the
rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this old man, but I'm one lucky
fella today and I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the
case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when
the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one
witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!"

The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you young feller, I'm feeling
pretty lucky myself today too. I was really worried about winning that
case ... especially since that darn bull came home this morning."

Four Boyfriends

THIS TURNED OUT TO BE SO DIFFERENT FROM WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO
BE.. IT IS A WONDERFUL MESSAGE!! ENJOY ...

Once upon a time there was a girl who had four boyfriends.

She loved the fourth boyfriend the most and adorned him with rich
robes and treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him
nothing but the best.

She also loved the third boyfriend very much and was always showing
him off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he
would leave her for another.

She also loved her second boyfriend. He was her confidant and was
always kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl
faced a problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get
through the difficult times.

The girl's first boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great
contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she did
not love the first boyfriend, although he loved her deeply, she hardly
took notice of him!

One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She
thought of her luxurious life and wondered, 'I now have four
boyfriends with me, but when I die, will I be alone.'

Thus, she asked the fourth boyfriend, 'I loved you the most, endowed
you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now
that I'm dying, will y ou follow me and keep me company?' 'No way!',
replied the fourth boyfriend, and he walked away without another word.
His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.

The sad girl then asked the third boyfriend, 'I loved you all my life.
Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?' 'No!',
replied the third boyfriend. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm
going to marry someone else!' Her heart sank and turned cold.

She then asked the second boyfriend, 'I have always turned to you for
help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow
me and keep me company?'
'I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!', replied the second
boyfriend. 'At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.'
His answer struck her like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated.

Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter
where you go.' The girl looked up, and there was her first boyfriend.
He was very skinny as he suffered from malnutrition and neglect.

Greatly grieved, the girl said, 'I should have taken much better care
of you when I had the chance!'

In truth, you have four boyfriends in your lives:

Your fourth boyfriend is your body. No matter how much time and effort
you lavish in making it look good, it will leave you when you die.

Your third boyfriend is your possessions, status and wealth.When you
die, it will all go to others.

Your second boyfriend is your family and friends. No matter how much
they have been there for you, the furthest they can stay by you is up
to the grave.

And your first boyfriend is your spirit. Often neglected in pursuit of
wealth, power and pleasures of the world.

However, your spirit is the only thing that will follow you where ever
you go. Cultivate, strengthen and cherish it now, for it is the only
part of you that will follow you to the throne of God and continue
with you throughout Eternity.

-- 
Joey Couch
phone 606-216-8033.
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