[Nfbk] Here is some humor for your Friday

[Joey Couch]

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved
because he had
worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to
heaven. He began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with
him.

An angel hears his plea and appears to him. "Sorry, but you can't take your
wealth with you." The man implores the angel to speak to God to see if He might
bend the rules.

The man continues to pray that his wealth could follow him. The angel reappears
and informs the man that God has decided to allow him to take one suitcase with
him. Overjoyed, the man gathers his largest suitcase and fills it with
pure gold
bars and places it beside his bed.

Soon afterward, the man dies and shows up at the Gates of Heaven to greet St.
Peter. St. Peter, seeing the suitcase says, "Hold on, you can't bring that in
here!" But, the man explains to St. Peter that he has permission and
asks him to
verify his story with the Lord.

Sure enough, St. Peter checks and comes back saying, "You're right. You are
allowed one carry-on bag, but I'm supposed to check its contents before letting
you through with it." St. Peter opens the suitcase to inspect the worldly items
that the man found too precious to leave behind. He exclaims, "PAVEMENT? YOU
brought PAVEMENT?!"


-- 
Joey Couch
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