[Nfbk] today's humor

[Joey Couch]

The older we get....
ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could
have an order
of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
(Unbelievable but sadly true...)
TWO
I was checking out at the local Walmart with just a few items and the
lady behind
me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those
'dividers'
that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so
they wouldn't
get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider',
looking
it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'
She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.
THREE
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and
pulling
it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on
the Internet
and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM
'thingy.'
(keep shuddering!!)
FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
'Do you need some help?' I asked.
She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote
door unlocker.
Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant
convenience
store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys
to me.
As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't
you drive
over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'
PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!
FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she
was typing
and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper.
What do I
do?'-
'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her.
With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put
it on the
photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.
Brunette, by the way!!
SIX
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to
take her kid
to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants.
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The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be
fine.
The mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!'


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