NFBNJ-Seniors] this is my plands in my old age

Lester Cameron underdogmj at comcast.net
Sun Apr 16 23:29:10 UTC 2017


hello I was cleaning out some old files 
this was sent to me around two years ago 
liked it then and like it now
IF YOU'RE OVER FIFTY, YOU SHOULD READ THIS  
also if you are not near  FIFTY just read it anyway   
No nursing home for us. We'll be checking into a Holiday Inn!

With the average cost for a nursing home care costing $188.00 per day, there is a better way when we get old and too feeble. 
I've already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn. For a combined long term stay discount and senior discount, it's $59.23 per night.

Breakfast is included, and some have happy hours in the afternoon.

That leaves $128.77 a day for lunch and dinner in any restaurant we want, or room service, laundry, gratuities and special TV movies.

Plus, they provide a spa, swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge and washer-dryer, etc.

Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo and soap.
$5-worth of tips a day and you'll have the entire staff scrambling to help you.

They treat you like a customer, not a patient.

There's a city bus stop out front, and seniors ride free.

The handicap bus will also pick you up (if you fake a decent limp). To meet other nice people, call a church bus on Sundays.

For a change of scenery, take the airport shuttle bus and eat at one of the nice restaurants there.

While you're at the airport, fly somewhere. Otherwise, the cash keeps building up.


It takes months to get into decent nursing homes. Holiday Inn will take your reservation today.

And you're not stuck in one place forever -- you can move from Inn to Inn, or even from city to city.

Want to see Hawaii ? They have Holiday Inn there too.

TV broken? Light bulbs need changing? Need a mattress replaced? No problem.. They fix everything, and apologize for the inconvenience.


The Inn has a night security person and daily room service. The maid checks to see if you are ok. If not, they'll call an ambulance . . . Or the undertaker.

If you fall and break a hip, Medicare will pay for the hip, and The Holiday Inn will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.  The kids will always like to visit you. They will always be glad to find you, and probably check in for a few days mini-vacation.

A good gift, the grand-kids can even use the pool.

What more could I ask for?
So, when I reach that golden age, I'll face it with a grin.

AIDS WARNING!


To all of you approaching 50 or have REACHED 50 and past, this email is especially for you......

SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!
HEARING AIDS 

BAND AIDS 

ROLL AIDS 

WALKING AIDS 

MEDICAL AIDS 

GOVERNMENT AIDS 

MOST OF ALL, 

MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS! 

Not forgetting HIV (Hair is Vanishing)
ag




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from the desk of lester cameron 
remember life is what it is 
it is what you do with it that matters 
do all you can with it 
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