[NFBOH-Cleveland] Dave Bertsch stay at home diary

[William Turner]

This is funny

On Sat, Apr 18, 2020, 6:37 PM Suzanne Turner <smturner.234 at gmail.com> wrote:

> Dave, put this on Facebook and it was funny.
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> *From:* Dave Bertsch <dwbertsch at gmail.com>
> *Sent:* Saturday, April 18, 2020 5:34 PM
> *To:* Suzanne Turner <smturner.234 at gmail.com>
> *Subject:* stay at home diary
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> Stay at Home Journal
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> Day 1 – No problem, plenty of food and wine and dog food to last a month,
> we’re good!
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> Day 2 – Opening 2nd bottle of wine, I wonder if they deliver wine.
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> Day 3 – wondering why everyone is buying up toilet paper. Wishing I still
> got the local paper.
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> Day 4 – tried to make Hand Sanitizer, but it came out as weird jello shots.
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> Day 5 – Went to a new restaurant called My Kitchen where you have to
> gather all the ingredients and make your own meal.
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> Day 6 – I get to go outside to take the garbage out. I’m so excited, spent
> an hour deciding what to wear.
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> Day 7 – Laughing too much at my own jokes.
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> Day 8 – Signed up to get Netflix and watched their featured movie, The
> Shining.
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> Day 9 – canceled Netflix.
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> Day 10 – walked the dog and should have taken my mask, the park must be
> the place everyone is going since nothing else is open.
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> Day 11 – cleaned the garage, again. May be time to go through the closets.
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> Day 12 – went through my list of old friends to reconnect with. Note to
> self: when this is over, make new friends.
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> Day 13 – getting concerned, the Uber Eats guy and I are now on a first
> name basis.
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> Day 14 – 7 p.m. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
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> Day 15 – found a talk radio station to hear some voices,…I didn’t know
> talk radio was still a thing.
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> Day 16 – I swear the fridge just yelled at me, “What the hell do you want
> now?”
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> Day 17 – Learned why dogs get excited about activity outside, I just
> barked at the mail truck.
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> Day 18 – Learned that if you don’t have a mask, keep a glass of wine in
> each hand, then you won’t accidentally touch your face.
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> Day 19 – Deciding whether to try and cut my own hair, I’m looking a bit
> like Rod Stewart from the 80s.
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> Day 20 – Watched two groups of birds fight over some bread I tossed in the
> yard. Looks like Cardinals over Bluejays, 3 to 2.
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> Day 21 – on the bike for 45 minutes, taking off some isolation weight.
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> Day 22 – so bored, maybe I’lll write about these last few weeks, and then
> take a shower.
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