[NFBOH-Cleveland] Dave Bertsch stay at home diary

[Suzanne Turner]

Dave, put this on Facebook and it was funny.

 

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From: Dave Bertsch <dwbertsch at gmail.com> 
Sent: Saturday, April 18, 2020 5:34 PM
To: Suzanne Turner <smturner.234 at gmail.com>
Subject: stay at home diary

 

Stay at Home Journal

Day 1 – No problem, plenty of food and wine and dog food to last a month, we’re good!

Day 2 – Opening 2nd bottle of wine, I wonder if they deliver wine.

Day 3 – wondering why everyone is buying up toilet paper. Wishing I still got the local paper. 

Day 4 – tried to make Hand Sanitizer, but it came out as weird jello shots.

Day 5 – Went to a new restaurant called My Kitchen where you have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. 

Day 6 – I get to go outside to take the garbage out. I’m so excited, spent an hour deciding what to wear.

Day 7 – Laughing too much at my own jokes.

Day 8 – Signed up to get Netflix and watched their featured movie, The Shining.

Day 9 – canceled Netflix.

Day 10 – walked the dog and should have taken my mask, the park must be the place everyone is going since nothing else is open.

Day 11 – cleaned the garage, again. May be time to go through the closets.

Day 12 – went through my list of old friends to reconnect with. Note to self: when this is over, make new friends.

Day 13 – getting concerned, the Uber Eats guy and I are now on a first name basis.

Day 14 – 7 p.m. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.

Day 15 – found a talk radio station to hear some voices,…I didn’t know talk radio was still a thing.

Day 16 – I swear the fridge just yelled at me, “What the hell do you want now?”

Day 17 – Learned why dogs get excited about activity outside, I just barked at the mail truck.

Day 18 – Learned that if you don’t have a mask, keep a glass of wine in each hand, then you won’t accidentally touch your face.

Day 19 – Deciding whether to try and cut my own hair, I’m looking a bit like Rod Stewart from the 80s.

Day 20 – Watched two groups of birds fight over some bread I tossed in the yard. Looks like Cardinals over Bluejays, 3 to 2.

Day 21 – on the bike for 45 minutes, taking off some isolation weight.

Day 22 – so bored, maybe I’lll write about these last few weeks, and then take a shower. 

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