[Ohio-talk] Voting mishaps
Cheryl Fields
cherylelaine1957 at gmail.com
Fri Nov 6 19:08:09 UTC 2015
lol! You forgot to put the 2 with the 3... Is it 23 or is it 5?
Sometimes it may not add up at all, lol! TGIF, Cheryl
On 11/5/15, Dave Cohen via Ohio-talk <ohio-talk at nfbnet.org> wrote:
> I thought the television advertisement for Issue 3 to be a
> skillfully-confounded plot against all marijuana supporters in general.
>
> “Vote no on Issue 2 and yes on Issue 3” is what the voice of the woman on
> television informs voters to do if voters are interested in helping cure
> pain for ailing people and generating tax dollars.
>
> I wondered how many Ohio Issue 3 supporters would be arriving at the polls
> mentally rehearsing a state-dependent list of their voting answers
> corresponding to issue numbers that in truth probably only included one list
> item.
>
> “Vote no on two and yes on three… No two yes three… 3 is good and two is
> bad… remember 2 comes before 3 but this does not mean 2 is better like the
> people who were ahead of me in line for coffee this morning at Starbucks...
> Man I should have bought a cinnamon roll or something… Oh yeah, 2 is bad
> but 3 is one more than 2 and therefore is good because more is better but
> not sociologically man because we’re all the same and voting yes on 3 will
> bring the two together and life multiplies by the power of two and that’s
> what we’re all after anyway, right?”
>
> “Why not include issue 3.1 and ask voters to identify the sign, cosign and
> tangent of a right triangle” I ask my friend Mark who is seated next to me
> at the local bar and we both laugh aloud. The plasma screen above our heads
> is once again broadcasting the public service
> announcement/advertisement/political Facebook choice challenge to anyone who
> wants to take this in.
>
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