[Ohio-talk] Joke of the DayFW: 7 23 18 funny

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Subject: 7 23 18 funny

 

 

 

Good Morning do you need a laugh. Check this out

 

A little old couple walked slowly into McDonald's that cold winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there

 

that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly at them.

 

You could tell what the admirers were thinking: "Look, there is a couple who has

 

been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!"

 

The little old man walked right up to the cash register, placed his order with

 

no hesitation and then paid for their meal. The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray. There was one hamburger, one

 

order of french fries and one drink.

 

The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.

 

He placed one half in front of his wife. Then he carefully counted out the french fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of

 

his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup

 

down between them.

 

As the man began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the crowd began to get restless. Again you could tell what they were thinking: "That poor old couple.

 

All they can afford is one meal for the two of them." As the man began to eat

 

his french fries one young man stood and came over to the old couple's table.

 

He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple to eat. The old man

 

replied that they were just fine. They were used to sharing everything.

 

Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She just

 

sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy them something to eat. The man again explained that no, they were used to sharing everything together.

 

As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer. Again he came over to their table and offered to buy some food. After being politely refused again, he finally asked a question of the little old lady: "Ma'am, why aren't you eating?

 

You said that you share everything. What is it that you are waiting for?"

 

She answered, "The teeth."

 

 

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