[stylist] writing exercise Christmas themed--2 poems

[Brad Dunsé]

I'm not a shopper either :). I'm way in for the 
on-line instead of in-line. Gettin' dangerous out 
there to shop, grannies pepper spraying folks 
reaching for boxes on the shelves, playing bumper 
carts down thin isles, and an oasis of good cheer 
when someone let's you pass through the line 
realizing you aren't cutting in line :). Bah humbug.

Brad


Brad




On 12/6/2011  08:54 AM KajunCutie926 at aol.com said...
>Before you read... please know that I love Christmas  but I am so not a
>shopper so this is a tongue in cheek memo from the Scrooge  side of me...read
>it with a smile or at least I hope you do..) And the second  one is about the
>love (or not) of fruitcake...As I both meant to be tongue in  cheek...I
>also have a series of three Rudolph parodies 
>written for both children  and us
>adults who still have the child in them...if anyone would like to read  them
>let me know and I can send to private email instead of clogging the
>list..)
>Myrna
>
>Attention:  Memo from Scrooge
>
>To Whom it  may Concern:
>
>I love Christmas ... really I do!
>Carols and bells,  peppermint and poinsettia,
>The scent of pine and sugar cookie dough
>All  mingle to create memories that
>I cherish and look forward to... BUT
>I am  not a shopaholic and wear
>The badge of shopping Scrooge proudly,
>Like my  personal Yuletide decoration.
>And if I could wire it up with a light or  two,
>I would and it would illuminate the world
>With  this bit of  wisdom--
>"Be happy that I'd rather be ONline
>Than IN line...  it brightens
>Your day more than you know!"
>
>
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