[stylist] This morning I awoke...

Sun Mar 23 20:55:10 UTC 2014

Well done.
Donna

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From: stylist [mailto:stylist-bounces at nfbnet.org] On Behalf Of Jackie
Williams
Sent: Sunday, March 23, 2014 3:30 PM
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Myrna,
What a kick. I think I have found a sister under the skin, or should I say
"knickers"?
Here is mine! It got an honorable mention in the AZ State contest in '10,
and I have not submitted it since. So do you dare share on this list?

It All Depends
	Ode to an Older Woman

Ultimate coverage, protection supreme-
I feel quite a boost to that old self-esteem.

It locks away wetness because of its core- in taxis and buses and quite a
lot more.

The gentle side gathers give added protection.
I find it quite easy to make this selection.

While skin-soft white covers keep you feeling fresh, avoid those wild dates
showing hose of black mesh.

While warranties state that you'll gain gracious "Poise,"
I strongly suggest you avoid forward boys.

When checking your purse for those weird odds and ends, be sure you have
packets of extra "Depends."
Jackie
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From: stylist [mailto:stylist-bounces at nfbnet.org] On Behalf Of Myrna
Badgerow
Sent: Sunday, March 23, 2014 11:27 AM
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Thank you Jackie and I feel the same about your work. Off the wall? I wrote
a poem called "where oh where have my maxi pads gone?" Now there's off the
wall lol Keep them coming, Jackie!

Sent from my iPhone

> On Mar 23, 2014, at 12:15 PM, "Jackie Williams"
> <jackieleepoet at cox.net>
wrote:
>
> Myrna,
> I truly appreciate your comments, fellow poet. I have always enjoyed
> your work.
> This poem will most likely, not ever be published. It is a bit off the
wall
> and quite long. So more of that kind may keep coming!
> It is fun being back, but do not know for how long Jackie
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: stylist [mailto:stylist-bounces at nfbnet.org] On Behalf Of Myrna
> Badgerow
> Sent: Sunday, March 23, 2014 9:05 AM
> To: Writer's Division Mailing List
> Subject: Re: [stylist] This morning I awoke...
>
> I'm with Lynda! It is so good to see you here again, Jackie. And your
poem?
> I loved it!  I have learned not to include 'widowed' in my profile.
> It
puts
> a huge bulls-eye on your whatever. Lol I just say 'single'. Lol Just
> loved this though!
> Myrna
>
> Sent from my iPhone
>
>>> On Mar 23, 2014, at 7:17 AM, "Lynda Lambert"
>>> <llambert at zoominternet.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>> Hi Jackie! So wonderful to see you back here and read your work
>> again! I
> just loved this poem - Lynda
>> ----- Original Message ----- From: "Jackie Williams"
> <jackieleepoet at cox.net>
>> To: <stylist at nfbnet.org>
>> Sent: Saturday, March 22, 2014 8:28 PM
>> Subject: [stylist] This morning I awoke...
>>
>>
>>> It seems I cannot make an attachment in order to keep the format. So
>>> I
> will
>>> cut and paste, the devil take the hindmost.
>>> Jackie
>>> Your
>>> prompt.
>>>
>>> This morning I awoke to find-
>>> deluge of e-mails from the blind.
>>> A month ago, I promised to
>>> come back again and thus renew
>>> the inspiration from this list.
>>> Well, anyway, you get the gist.
>>>
>>> I have a morning to devote
>>> to answering, and sugar-coat
>>> responses to what came as shock
>>> that none of you have writer's block!
>>> I'm old and white, close to decay,
>>> but listen up , I'll have my say.
>>>
>>> Three hundred! Please, a strategy.
>>> I'll answer all with poetry.
>>> You wonder, should you say impaired
>>> in case the "cons" leave you ensnared?
>>> While I agree with Lynda here-
>>> "Blind" dating is another sphere.
>>>
>>> My Poem. Don't take this too literally, but usually there are a few
>>> true things in my poetry. I lie a lot and like to have fun, and
>>> challenge the more accepted ideas. But if you go the speed dating
>>> route, you do not
> have
>>> to deceive by omission. I have not, but would have liked to.
>>> Jackie
>>>
>>> The Four-minute Speed-dating "Me Too" Man
>>>
>>> I contacted the organization with trepidation.
>>> In my early eighties, I still liked older men.
>>> I knew the pitfalls after falling in most of them.
>>> I also knew women made their choice of partners within the first 30
>>> seconds and might choose a serial killer based on his pheromones.
>>>
>>> I studied the statistics before this revolving event.
>>> I would sit, and every four minutes, a new man would appear. I knew,
>>> also, men were more selective if they did not have to move. Besides,
>>> I was nearly blind and hard-of-hearing. I might not be able to get
>>> up and find the next man's table.
>>>
>>> Let's see-10% relate to movies, 17% to travel.
>>> Most relate to sports. Forget them. Religion, smoking, previous
>>> marriages do not hold sway as against that first four-second
>>> attraction. Now I am smart.
>>> I can ignore my subconscious that goes for con men.
>>> The bell, the bell! Here comes a short, slightly stooped man.
>>>
>>> I'm no dummy. I had prepared my quirky, unusual questions. In a rush
>>> I blurted, "I am a Democrat, a flaming liberal, and I love Obama."
>>> He took so long to answer that I blurted again, "I don't smoke, I
>>> have been married only once. He died."
>>> Another silence, a groan. The bell rang.
>>> I have no romantic spark for this strange man.
>>>
>>> There were not many in the seventy to ninety age group.
>>> Next a man strode over, leaned down, kissed my hand.
>>> He sat, proclaimed, "I am a conservative, a Republican, I love Rush
>>> Limbaugh. We must make Obama fail."
>>> I did not know what to say for fully two minutes. He followed, " I
>>> smoke, drink now and then, have been married three times."
>>> Saved by the bell. I am not asking questions. Get with it, girl.
>>>
>>> The next man slipped quietly into the chair, said, "God Bless You."
>>> I answered, "Why should he, Sir? I am a skeptic." We sat there
>>> awkwardly for fully three minutes without making a sound.
>>> Finally, here he came. The last man in this revolving group.
>>> He bumped the chair, finally sat, and reached for my hand.
>>> The touch, the sound of his deep voice turned loose a spark.
>>>
>>> Gently he asked, "Will you speak clearly. I am hard-of-hearing."
>>> In rapt adoration, I said, "I think it would be wonderful to stand
>>> on The Great Wall of China with you." "Me too," he replied.
>>> "I have always wanted to climb to Machu Pichu on The Old Incan Trail."
>>> "Me too," he said, moving to sit beside me-against the rules.
>>> We had trouble untangling our arms when the bell rang.
>>>
>>> I struggled to get my name on his list. Now I had to wait.
>>> Finally, after two days, I got his call- felt a thrill I had not
>>> known since I was seventy-eight.
>>> The grandson of his third marriage took us to IMAX to walk The Great
>>> Wall of China, to climb The Old Incan Trail.
>>> We sit side-by-side on our double chaise lounge in front of a
>>> 60-inch television while We drink Manhattans straight up with ice on the
side.
>>>
>>> We first watch Fox news for him. I slowly run my fingertips up and
>>> down his inner arm. As he turns to MSNBC for me, he kisses the sweet
>>> spot on my neck, then CNN to cool us down.
>>> Sundays, he watches a bit of football, listens to a bible tape.
>>> I struggle with a poem or make blueberry pancakes.
>>>
>>> As we melt into each other's lives,
>>> I say to him, "I have found the most loving friendship I have ever
>>> known." He says, "Me too."
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
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