[stylist] This morning I awoke...

Sun Mar 23 21:33:01 UTC 2014

OMG! Laughing.

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From: stylist [mailto:stylist-bounces at nfbnet.org] On Behalf Of Jackie
Williams
Sent: Sunday, March 23, 2014 2:30 PM
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Subject: Re: [stylist] This morning I awoke...

Myrna,
What a kick. I think I have found a sister under the skin, or should I
say "knickers"? Here is mine! It got an honorable mention in the AZ
State contest in '10, and I have not submitted it since. So do you dare
share on this list?

It All Depends
	Ode to an Older Woman

Ultimate coverage, protection supreme-
I feel quite a boost to that old self-esteem.

It locks away wetness because of its core-
in taxis and buses and quite a lot more.

The gentle side gathers give added protection.
I find it quite easy to make this selection.

While skin-soft white covers keep you feeling fresh,
avoid those wild dates showing hose of black mesh.

While warranties state that you'll gain gracious "Poise,"
I strongly suggest you avoid forward boys. 

When checking your purse for those weird odds and ends,
be sure you have packets of extra "Depends."
Jackie
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From: stylist [mailto:stylist-bounces at nfbnet.org] On Behalf Of Myrna
Badgerow
Sent: Sunday, March 23, 2014 11:27 AM
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Thank you Jackie and I feel the same about your work. Off the wall? I
wrote a poem called "where oh where have my maxi pads gone?" Now there's
off the wall lol Keep them coming, Jackie!

Sent from my iPhone

> On Mar 23, 2014, at 12:15 PM, "Jackie Williams" 
> <jackieleepoet at cox.net>
wrote:
> 
> Myrna,
> I truly appreciate your comments, fellow poet. I have always enjoyed 
> your work. This poem will most likely, not ever be published. It is a 
> bit off the
wall
> and quite long. So more of that kind may keep coming!
> It is fun being back, but do not know for how long
> Jackie
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: stylist [mailto:stylist-bounces at nfbnet.org] On Behalf Of Myrna 
> Badgerow
> Sent: Sunday, March 23, 2014 9:05 AM
> To: Writer's Division Mailing List
> Subject: Re: [stylist] This morning I awoke...
> 
> I'm with Lynda! It is so good to see you here again, Jackie. And your
poem?
> I loved it!  I have learned not to include 'widowed' in my profile.  
> It
puts
> a huge bulls-eye on your whatever. Lol I just say 'single'. Lol Just 
> loved this though! Myrna
> 
> Sent from my iPhone
> 
>>> On Mar 23, 2014, at 7:17 AM, "Lynda Lambert" 
>>> <llambert at zoominternet.net>
>> wrote:
>> 
>> Hi Jackie! So wonderful to see you back here and read your work 
>> again! I
> just loved this poem - Lynda
>> ----- Original Message ----- From: "Jackie Williams"
> <jackieleepoet at cox.net>
>> To: <stylist at nfbnet.org>
>> Sent: Saturday, March 22, 2014 8:28 PM
>> Subject: [stylist] This morning I awoke...
>> 
>> 
>>> It seems I cannot make an attachment in order to keep the format. So

>>> I
> will
>>> cut and paste, the devil take the hindmost.
>>> Jackie
>>> Your
>>> prompt.
>>> 
>>> This morning I awoke to find-
>>> deluge of e-mails from the blind.
>>> A month ago, I promised to
>>> come back again and thus renew
>>> the inspiration from this list.
>>> Well, anyway, you get the gist.
>>> 
>>> I have a morning to devote
>>> to answering, and sugar-coat
>>> responses to what came as shock
>>> that none of you have writer's block!
>>> I'm old and white, close to decay,
>>> but listen up , I'll have my say.
>>> 
>>> Three hundred! Please, a strategy.
>>> I'll answer all with poetry.
>>> You wonder, should you say impaired
>>> in case the "cons" leave you ensnared?
>>> While I agree with Lynda here-
>>> "Blind" dating is another sphere.
>>> 
>>> My Poem. Don't take this too literally, but usually there are a few 
>>> true things in my poetry. I lie a lot and like to have fun, and 
>>> challenge the more accepted ideas. But if you go the speed dating 
>>> route, you do not
> have
>>> to deceive by omission. I have not, but would have liked to. Jackie
>>> 
>>> The Four-minute Speed-dating "Me Too" Man
>>> 
>>> I contacted the organization with trepidation.
>>> In my early eighties, I still liked older men.
>>> I knew the pitfalls after falling in most of them.
>>> I also knew women made their choice of partners
>>> within the first 30 seconds and might choose
>>> a serial killer based on his pheromones.
>>> 
>>> I studied the statistics before this revolving event.
>>> I would sit, and every four minutes, a new man
>>> would appear. I knew, also, men were more
>>> selective if they did not have to move. Besides,
>>> I was nearly blind and hard-of-hearing. I might not
>>> be able to get up and find the next man's table.
>>> 
>>> Let's see-10% relate to movies, 17% to travel.
>>> Most relate to sports. Forget them. Religion, smoking, previous 
>>> marriages do not hold sway as against that first four-second 
>>> attraction. Now I am smart. I can ignore my subconscious that goes 
>>> for con men. The bell, the bell! Here comes a short, slightly 
>>> stooped man.
>>> 
>>> I'm no dummy. I had prepared my quirky, unusual
>>> questions. In a rush I blurted, "I am a Democrat,
>>> a flaming liberal, and I love Obama."
>>> He took so long to answer that I blurted again,
>>> "I don't smoke, I have been married only once. He died." Another 
>>> silence, a groan. The bell rang. I have no romantic spark for this 
>>> strange man.
>>> 
>>> There were not many in the seventy to ninety age group. Next a man 
>>> strode over, leaned down, kissed my hand. He sat, proclaimed, "I am 
>>> a conservative, a Republican, I love Rush Limbaugh. We must make 
>>> Obama fail." I did not know what to say for fully two minutes. He 
>>> followed, " I smoke, drink now and then, have been married three 
>>> times." Saved by the bell. I am not asking questions. Get with it, 
>>> girl.
>>> 
>>> The next man slipped quietly into the chair, said, "God Bless You." 
>>> I answered, "Why should he, Sir? I am a skeptic." We sat there 
>>> awkwardly for fully three minutes without making a sound. Finally, 
>>> here he came. The last man in this revolving group. He bumped the 
>>> chair, finally sat, and reached for my hand. The touch, the sound of

>>> his deep voice turned loose a spark.
>>> 
>>> Gently he asked, "Will you speak clearly. I am hard-of-hearing." In 
>>> rapt adoration, I said, "I think it would be wonderful to stand on 
>>> The Great Wall of China with you." "Me too," he replied. "I have 
>>> always wanted to climb to Machu Pichu on The Old Incan Trail." "Me 
>>> too," he said, moving to sit beside me-against the rules. We had 
>>> trouble untangling our arms when the bell rang.
>>> 
>>> I struggled to get my name on his list. Now I had to wait. Finally, 
>>> after two days, I got his call- felt a thrill I had not known since 
>>> I was seventy-eight. The grandson of his third marriage took us to 
>>> IMAX to walk The Great Wall of China, to climb The Old Incan Trail.
>>> We sit side-by-side on our double chaise lounge in front of a
60-inch
>>> television while We drink Manhattans straight up with ice on the
side.
>>> 
>>> We first watch Fox news for him. I slowly run my fingertips up and 
>>> down his inner arm. As he turns to MSNBC for me, he kisses the sweet

>>> spot on my neck, then CNN to cool us down. Sundays, he watches a bit

>>> of football, listens to a bible tape. I struggle with a poem or make

>>> blueberry pancakes.
>>> 
>>> As we melt into each other's lives,
>>> I say to him, "I have found the most loving friendship
>>> I have ever known." He says, "Me too."
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
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