[stylist] A Parody of Modern Internet Communication

[Myrna Badgerow]

Oh my goodness! I am laughing so hard here. I lost it at "fart".  
Loved it!
Myrna

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> On Aug 8, 2015, at 11:01 AM, Jackie Williams via stylist <stylist at nfbnet.org> wrote:
> 
> To all,
> I made a remark lately that sometimes, the over-use of lol sometimes
> distracted me. I do not text, and have missed much of what is now common
> practice in writing. But I could not help having a little fun with it. 
> Forgive and keep using what pleases you.
> A   Parody of Modern Internet Communication
> 
> Poopulation* (lol)Control 
>              *stolen from Helen? Prompt: Microbes and Men
> 
> Our body is a host to varied forms.
> Bacteria, yeast, viruses hide out-
> our navels, toes, and armpits are the norms.(yuck)
> I search new remedies to think about.
> 
> My shedding skin feeds dust mites in the rug.(gasp)
> while pillows breathe in microbes from my nose.(sneeze)
> A virus might jump bodies if I hug.(tears)
> For cleanliness, I've given up on those.(frown)
> 
> Recycled water washes veggies, fruits,
> while adding hormones, penicillin too.(apprehension)
> Will probiotics working in cahoots
> with fecal transplants of another's pooh,(double yuck, fart, oops, sorry)
> 
> transform our lives to regularity?(grin)
> With worries gone about things that perturb,
> like gluten, we could find some parity.(smile) 
> What's missing we can do with oil and herb.(how)
> 
> You say you've tried all that but nothing works?(sob)
> You must have secrets that cannot be shared.(frustration)
> Just give up all those sweets and fructose perks,(double sob)
> the cheese, hot chocolate, spices. You'll be spared.(4 letter word)
> 
> In deprivation now, I say, "Who cares!"(lol)
> 
> 
> Jackie Lee
> 
> Time is the school in which we learn.
> Time is the fire in which we burn.
> Delmore Schwartz       
> 
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