[stylist] A Parody of Modern Internet Communication

[EvaMarie Sanchez]

Jackie, hahaha   LMAO This is great. LOL,  JK
Eve

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On Sat, Aug 8, 2015 at 9:01 AM, Jackie Williams via stylist <
stylist at nfbnet.org> wrote:

> To all,
> I made a remark lately that sometimes, the over-use of lol sometimes
> distracted me. I do not text, and have missed much of what is now common
> practice in writing. But I could not help having a little fun with it.
> Forgive and keep using what pleases you.
> A   Parody of Modern Internet Communication
>
> Poopulation* (lol)Control
>               *stolen from Helen? Prompt: Microbes and Men
>
> Our body is a host to varied forms.
> Bacteria, yeast, viruses hide out-
> our navels, toes, and armpits are the norms.(yuck)
> I search new remedies to think about.
>
> My shedding skin feeds dust mites in the rug.(gasp)
> while pillows breathe in microbes from my nose.(sneeze)
> A virus might jump bodies if I hug.(tears)
> For cleanliness, I've given up on those.(frown)
>
> Recycled water washes veggies, fruits,
> while adding hormones, penicillin too.(apprehension)
> Will probiotics working in cahoots
> with fecal transplants of another's pooh,(double yuck, fart, oops, sorry)
>
> transform our lives to regularity?(grin)
> With worries gone about things that perturb,
> like gluten, we could find some parity.(smile)
> What's missing we can do with oil and herb.(how)
>
> You say you've tried all that but nothing works?(sob)
> You must have secrets that cannot be shared.(frustration)
> Just give up all those sweets and fructose perks,(double sob)
> the cheese, hot chocolate, spices. You'll be spared.(4 letter word)
>
> In deprivation now, I say, "Who cares!"(lol)
>
>
> Jackie Lee
>
> Time is the school in which we learn.
> Time is the fire in which we burn.
> Delmore Schwartz
>
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