[stylist] Back to Writing? Obituaries?
Jackie Williams
jackieleepoet at cox.net
Tue Aug 25 16:50:39 UTC 2015
Vejas,
No problem at all. It is a strange name, and could very well have been made
up.
It is sweet of you to be sensitive about what you perceive as
inconsiderate. I did not take it that way at all. In fact I was glad you
asked about how that name came about.
Jackie Lee
Time is the school in which we learn.
Time is the fire in which we burn.
Delmore Schwartz
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Vasiliauskas via stylist
Sent: Monday, August 24, 2015 9:52 PM
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I'm so, so sorry. I didn't realize that this was your mother, I
thought it was just a name you made up. That was very
inconsiderate of me.
Vejas
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Date sent: Mon, 24 Aug 2015 21:23:34 -0700
Subject: Re: [stylist] Back to Writing? Obituaries?
Jackie, I failed to say that I was commenting on your bizarre
obituary for
yourself, not the poems.
I like your mom's poem, it gets the point across nicely. But I
really like
your poem. It gives options for everyone.
I see where you get your talent. Mama Donnafred is very proud, I
am sure.
Blessed Be.
Eve
President, National Federation of the Blind Northern Arizona
President, National Federation of the Blind Writers' Division
Member, Slate & Style Editing Team
Editor, Tapestry, a TAWN publication
"You do not need to have vision to see the stars."
On Mon, Aug 24, 2015 at 9:11 PM, Vejas Vasiliauskas via stylist <
stylist at nfbnet.org> wrote:
I really liked your obituary that you did for yourself.
Just wondering, where did you get the name Donnafred from? At
first I
wasn't sure of the gender of that name-Fred being a boy-but I
guess if
Winnifred is a girl, Donnafred would be also.
What a sad name to be branded with. I like Donna on its own,
and I called
the father in the stories I was writing about earlier Fred, but
not
together.
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Date sent: Mon, 24 Aug 2015 19:37:20 -0700
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Jackie, I say this with the utmost of respect and love... You
are weird.
hahaha
I really had no idea where this was going at first. It is an
interesting
concept and wonder how many will take the challenge. If not
your own
obituary, perhaps one of your characters'?
Sounds like some good dank fun.
Eve
Oh, and I think you should have called pest control much sooner.
Eu.
President, National Federation of the Blind Northern Arizona
President, National Federation of the Blind Writers' Division
Member, Slate & Style Editing Team
Editor, Tapestry, a TAWN publication
"You do not need to have vision to see the stars."
On Mon, Aug 24, 2015 at 10:22 AM, Jackie Williams via stylist <
stylist at nfbnet.org> wrote:
All of the last back and forths made me start to write
obituaries. Though
I
have four, I am just including a very short poem of my mother's,
and
another
short one of mine.
I am also pasting a fictional obituary simply because one of the
men in our
poetry group and I had an ongoing feud about who could write the
most
ridiculous obituary.
No winner was ever declared.
So have some fun, or if you wish to continue the religious
aspects, this is
a way you can do so and have it critiqued from the professionals
we are,
and
not for the content which we might not agree with.
Solution
Just plant me under a tree
Environmentally.
You won't need a casket
a box or a basket
for biodegradable me.
Donnafred
Obituary
When I am settled down up there
I'll have myself a holy tear,
or when I'm fired up down there,
I'll surely make the Devil care.
But if I'm not invited in
because of godly grace or sin,
I'll plant myself in earth with men,
and grow to bud and bloom again.
Jacqueline Williams
Obituary Jacqueline Williams
On Oct. 22, Pesky Home Pest Control and Conservation visited
the Lee home
in
response to a frantic call about the sight of several huge sewer
size
cockroaches. The woman of the house lived alone, and was
partially sighted
but could see big moving black blobs on the white tile in her
bathroom.
The
records showed that the entire house was sprayed. On the
morning of Oct.
24,
in answer to a Medic-alert flash, the following scenario was
surmised about
the death of said woman. While taking a shower, apparently Miss
Lee tried
to
bolt from the enclosed space and got tangled in the shower
curtain. Her
weight apparently broke the curtain loose, and she fell within
it on her
back in an oval shaped empty clothes basket near the shower.
Her arms and
legs were sticking straight up from the dark curtain lining the
basket, now
like a shell. In the shower, and again, next to the basket
there were two
huge cockroaches on their backs with their legs sticking
straight up. The
family does not know whether it was a broken neck, or from shock
that
caused
a heart attack, or whether Miss Lee had an allergic reaction to
pest spray.
It has since been found that the City of Mesa sprayed the sewers
in front
of
the home area on Oct. 20, causing the cockroaches to make a run
for any
exits, one being the shower of Miss Lee. The strangest aspect
is that a
recording of a Mexican national dance, named "La Cucaracha" was
still
spinning on a player next to the bath, with a cockroach costume
laid out on
the bed. Her sons said it was a favorite dance that she loved
to teach her
students when they needed shaking up a bit. Pesky Home Pest
Control and
Conservation offered to provide food after the service, but the
family
declined. There are no services scheduled as no one could be
found to give
a
eulogy. It is rumored that the contents of the house,
containing many art
objects and paintings of insects, will be auctioned off. I, as
a
red-blooded
journalist, have chosen to print this with no byline in spite of
a request
for privacy.
Jackie Lee
Time is the school in which we learn.
Time is the fire in which we burn.
Delmore Schwartz
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