[stylist] Poem: Bridge It

[Bill Outman]

Good morning list.  

 

I haven't posted in a while but I have a somewhat humorous poem about
iPhones I have for you to enjoy.  

 

I came up with a few days ago after a discussion about the new widgets in
iOS 10.  

 

Bill Outman 

 

Bridge It 

 

My iPhone has a brand new widget.  

Difficulty learning it makes me feel like a midget.  

This really makes me want to fidget.  

I think to myself, "This problem, how can I bridge it?" 

 

I ask Siri to make a call, saying every digit.  

Who I mean to call is my writer friend Bridgit.  

Instead she called a stranger named Gidget.  

Oh, Siri, sometimes you are a real idjet.  

 

 



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