[stylist] Poem: Bridge It

[Joanne Alongi]

Cute :-) I like it.

Shelley, Queen of Bells out!
See Trespasser my first published novel, 2015
Http://www.lulu.com/queenofbells712

> On Oct 15, 2016, at 9:33 AM, Bill Outman via stylist <stylist at nfbnet.org> wrote:
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> Good morning list.  
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> I haven't posted in a while but I have a somewhat humorous poem about
> iPhones I have for you to enjoy.  
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> I came up with a few days ago after a discussion about the new widgets in
> iOS 10.  
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> Bill Outman 
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> Bridge It 
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> My iPhone has a brand new widget.  
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> Difficulty learning it makes me feel like a midget.  
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> This really makes me want to fidget.  
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> I think to myself, "This problem, how can I bridge it?" 
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> I ask Siri to make a call, saying every digit.  
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> Who I mean to call is my writer friend Bridgit.  
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> Instead she called a stranger named Gidget.  
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> Oh, Siri, sometimes you are a real idjet.  
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