[stylist] Poem: Bridge It

[Vejas Vasiliauskas]

Hi Bill,
I'm impressed by this.
I certainly can't think of enough to rhyme my name or that of my 
best friend's!
Vejas


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From: Bill Outman via stylist <stylist at nfbnet.org
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Date sent: Sat, 15 Oct 2016 10:33:37 -0400
Subject: [stylist] Poem: Bridge It

Good morning list.



I haven't posted in a while but I have a somewhat humorous poem 
about
iPhones I have for you to enjoy.



I came up with a few days ago after a discussion about the new 
widgets in
iOS 10.



Bill Outman



Bridge It



My iPhone has a brand new widget.

Difficulty learning it makes me feel like a midget.

This really makes me want to fidget.

I think to myself, "This problem, how can I bridge it?"



I ask Siri to make a call, saying every digit.

Who I mean to call is my writer friend Bridgit.

Instead she called a stranger named Gidget.

Oh, Siri, sometimes you are a real idjet.







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