[blparent] How do you know you're a mother? (time to lighten up and laugh)

Wed Jan 11 05:04:38 UTC 2012

Yup, that would be true.  I could really relate to the pooping without an 
audience thing.

Jo Elizabeth

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, 
compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant of 
the weak and the strong.  Because someday in life you will have been all of 
these."--George Washington Carver, 1864-1943, American scientist

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From: "Pipi" <blahblahblah0822 at gmail.com>
Sent: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 9:32 PM
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Subject: Re: [blparent] How do you know you're a mother? (time to lighten 
upandlaugh)

> hahaha thanks for this.
> i can relate to so many of these.
> mine would be when a 10 minute shower became equivalent to the luxury of a 
> weekend at a spa.
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Jo Elizabeth Pinto" <jopinto at msn.com>
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> Sent: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 6:37 PM
> Subject: [blparent] How do you know you're a mother? (time to lighten up 
> andlaugh)
>
>
>>I saw this and thought I'd share.  A little gross, don't read if you're 
>>squeamish, but it never hurts to laugh.
>>
>>
>>
>> Jo Elizabeth
>>
>>
>>
>> A few months ago, I was in the grocery store roaming the bread isle. 
>> Wheat, white, pita, English muffins ... Boring, boring, boring. And, then 
>> I spotted it: Goldfish Sandwich Bread. There, right in between the milk 
>> and the exotic food aisle, I squealed. Bread, in the shape of a giant 
>> Goldfish cracker?! My kids would be psyched!! This was the best trip to 
>> Safeway EVER!!! Wooo-hooo!
>>
>> And, then it hit me: I am such a mother.
>>
>> I asked my friends for their "motherhood moments" and the answers made me 
>> laugh -- I can relate to every single one ... What about you?
>>
>> 25. Your new accessories consist of boogers, spit up and pieces of food 
>> on your outfit.  -- Monica
>>
>> 24. Your kid starts to throw up and you hold out your hands to catch it 
>> because you're no where near the toilet. Then you hold the crying child, 
>> getting barf in your hair and that's the least of your concerns. -- Amy
>>
>> 23. When going grocery shopping alone is considered "Me time" -- Lizette
>>
>> 22. You quietly wipe a butt (and remember to not flush!) while on a 
>> business call. --- Laura
>>
>> 21. Your six year old daughter has more shoes and a cuter wardrobe than 
>> you. -- Patti
>>
>> 20. You pick someone else's boogers and it's no big deal. -- Melissa
>>
>> 19. You actually like driving a mini van. -- Jody
>>
>> 18. When you know 1 million things to clean with BABY WIPES! -- Diana
>>
>> 17. When you feel the need to stick a bottle in the mouth of anyone 
>> upset. -- Michelle
>>
>> 16. You carry human teeth in your purse.  -- Penny
>>
>> 15. You just forced them into bed and you've had enough then an hour 
>> later you're bawling your eyes out at their baby pics. -- Nermeen
>>
>> 14. You hold your poop till 11 p.m. so that you can go without an 
>> audience... -- Evin
>>
>> 13. ?"What kind of poop was it?" counts as stimulating conversation.  --  
>> JoAnna
>>
>> 12.  When you jam out to the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse song while driving 
>> and realize you just dropped off the little one at daycare. -- LeKisha
>>
>> 11. When you have extra underwear and leggings and emergency fruit snacks 
>> stashed in your purse and glove compartment at all times! --- Kathryn
>>
>> 10. You can do 6 different things at the same time.  -- Donna
>>
>> 9. You hear a kid going bananas in public and as soon as you see it's not 
>> yours, you're thrilled.  -- Stacey
>>
>> 8. Walk out of the house, realize there's poop on your shirt, and scrape 
>> it off with your nail instead of going back inside to change. -- Erin
>>
>> 7. When you hear someone else's newborn do her little gurgle cry and you 
>> think "awww, I wish I could hold her" rather than "OMG make it stop!" --  
>> Brandy
>>
>> 6. You are more likely to find cheese sticks, diapers and yogurt in your 
>> purse than a mirror. -- Liana
>>
>> 5. You spent half the day with a "You Went Potty!!!!" sticker in your 
>> hair and no one told you. -- Tiffany
>>
>> 4. You have embraced the fact that an uninterrupted nap excites you more 
>> than uninterrupted sex. -- Kimberly
>>
>> 3. You clench your nether regions just before a sneeze so you don't 
>> pee. -- Kelly
>>
>> 2. You eat a rogue Froot Loop off the floor and never think twice. And 
>> you don't even look around to see if someone's watching. -- Susan
>>
>> 1. The last thing you do on a vacation is relax.  -- Kimberly
>>
>>
>>
>> How did you know you were a mother?
>>
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